CraccerC Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Barred from the Krazy house in town.... its f'in stupid, some people are such nobs has any1 been barred from any places ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Barred from the Krazy house in town.... its f'in stupid, some people are such nobs has any1 been barred from any places ? 40398[/snapback] Why did you get barred from the krazy house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Barred from the Krazy house in town.... its f'in stupid, some people are such nobs has any1 been barred from any places ? 40398[/snapback] Nope I've never been banned from there or anywhere else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 (edited) I've been wasted there plenty of times tried to walk into the ladies loos by accident once but never barred it's not like it's really exclusive or something so I reckon you did something pretty impressive to get barred. Edited July 21, 2006 by L_Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 What did you do to get barred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 P'raps he succeeded in getting into the Ladeeees ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Ive got into the ladies many times and never been barred, they rather liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 ummm hopefully not some of the ladies who used to go to the krazyhouse but havent been in about 4 years so cant saw what it's like now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I dont go their so no worries there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 WTF the only time i go in the Krazy house it to laugh at the whoppers in there, all the birds are fookin ugly and the lads well................lets not even go there. To answer your question Craccer between 16 an 21 i think i got barred out of every pub in Literland, Crosby & Bootle and i'v been barred out of most bars on Mathew Street as well as Cream, 051, Pleasure Rooms & Sunrise. Theres proberbly more but i'm not going to go on, i am happy to say i am no longer barred from any watering hole in Liverpool cos i stopped acting like a complete twat and fighting every time i went out! There are 2 reasons you get barred out of pubs and bars the first is cos the doormen dont like you in which case you have no chance. The seccond is cos you have done something to deserve it even if you think you were in the right. So either dont go back or apologise for whatever you did depending which group you fall into. Oh and always pay in restaurants if you ever want to go back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I was banned from every football ground in Germany for a period of 5 years. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 What the hell did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 What the hell did you do? 40451[/snapback] The Hauptbahnhoff in Essen, 5 bars outside the ground in Essen, 57 Essen fans in Essen. Silly days while I thought I was invinsible, a lot of our lads in the regiment went to watch a local side Pruessen Munster, got in with some of their hoolies and made an arse of myself. Not my finest hour Mark. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 well at least you have been reformed and dont glamourise it, relating to what goldfish was saying I lived in Liverpool for 3 years and can proudly say I never went to the 051. Went to Cream once didnt think much of it and that was while it was still cream and not Nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Erm excuse me mr goldfish do whoppers only go in there well i must be a whopper cos i went in last night (ok i admit it was 2 for 1 cheap drinks!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Whats a whopper?, besides a delicious and cheap burger from BK. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Whats a whopper?, besides a delicious and cheap burger from BK. ATB Mac 40466[/snapback] It means fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nothing wrong with a bit of upholstery on a woman, adds to her allure. Unless she is a real bloater, then it's a no-no. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 It can mean fat but i ment fools, tits, muppets................etc I dont like that place its not my scene at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Whats a whopper?, besides a delicious and cheap burger from BK. ATB Mac 40466[/snapback] I suppose a whopper is an uncool type person. The krazy house is (as it used to be) a heavy metal type gaff with every type of wierdo (whopper) around. I think the place is amazing and love the slam dancing. I took my nissus there one night after a good night out all dressed up and I was shit faced standing in the midle of the room looking at the people moshing. I then went the bar and got a banana break time milk shake. she wasnt too impressed " No wonder your a wierdo into music like that" she says. Anyone go the Swan? and why hasnt craccer told us why hes barred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I used to got to..... The Grafton - The State Rooms - She I am now showing my age, older members will remember Grab-a-granny at The Grafton. In my youth, I would have nailed my shadow if it stayed still long enough, I was not picky. In fact if it were not for ugly women I would now be blind. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I used to got to..... The Grafton - The State Rooms - She I am now showing my age, older members will remember Grab-a-granny at The Grafton. In my youth, I would have nailed my shadow if it stayed still long enough, I was not picky. In fact if it were not for ugly women I would now be blind. ATB Mac 40472[/snapback] Poor Mac, been the grafton once myself when i was about 17 we'll just say they were both old enough to me my mum and some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Poor Mac, been the grafton once myself when i was about 17 we'll just say they were both old enough to me my mum and some! 40473[/snapback] By my reckoning I'm old enough to be your Dad L, if things fall apart with T, me and thee go on the pull you take the daughters and I'll have the Mams, Grans and Aunties. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 How about we just take whatever comes and swap them around all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I like your style man, but I can't go for anything under 40 years of age. (they're more grateful and they can cook a decent breakfast in the morning). T is gonna skin me alive for this one. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 classy, when I was in liv I always used to like the Jack open Mic night was well funny and like everywhere in Liverpool it has the Beatles first played here/picked their noses/ eat a sandwich/ whatever here. Used to go to the Magnet too with my 'trendy' Lipa friends there were some arses who went to that place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Im under 40 and I can cook breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Im under 40 and I can cook breakfast! 40486[/snapback] Thanks for the offer mate. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Thanks for the offer mate. ATB Mac 40487[/snapback] I only do breakfasts though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'll do the conversation and the puns, you do the breakfast. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'll do the conversation and the puns, you do the breakfast. ATB Mac 40493[/snapback] I'll add you to the list of people demanding my breakfasts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 classy, when I was in liv I always used to like the Jack open Mic night was well funny and like everywhere in Liverpool it has the Beatles first played here/picked their noses/ eat a sandwich/ whatever here. Used to go to the Magnet too with my 'trendy' Lipa friends there were some arses who went to that place. 40483[/snapback] The magnet is rite out the 60's sometimes proper strange nights in there! Funny tho i was in ther one night and a load of stoooodenty types were drinking sumat out of a plastic bottle along with their "normal" beers. Turned out to be magic mushroom tea brewed up before they came out, lets just say i went to some strange places that night without leaving the party we went back to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'll add you to the list of people demanding my breakfasts 40495[/snapback] Sleep over at claire's methinks get the bacon in and make sure you got mushrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am a big fan of more dead animals on a breakfast plate the better, Tara knocks out a cracker, and her breakfasts aren't bad either. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I like it piles high but tinned tomatos are a big no for me. Hope your taking notes claire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I like it piles high but tinned tomatos are a big no for me. Hope your taking notes claire! 40512[/snapback] Of course I am! What about grilled tomatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Decoration and not actually food bit like the green thing they put on top of chicken in Italian restaurants! I'v got no limes left to put in my corona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Is that bad?. Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Thats how the mexicans do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Ive got a lime ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I don't know what corona is, is it one of those trendy bottled beers. I was going to call it gay beer until I realised I drink red wine and wear women's underwear for bed, so I shall shut up. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I don't know what corona is, is it one of those trendy bottled beers. I was going to call it gay beer until I realised I drink red wine and wear women's underwear for bed, so I shall shut up. ATB Mac 40526[/snapback] Yep its a mexican import fresh, crisp and served with a floating wedge of fresh lime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I've got to be in the mood for lager of any kind, FFS I even drink red wine when I watch the footie. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I cant drink red wine it just doesnt agree with me I love a good pint of cold lager mmmm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I like red wine with a meal cos lager makes me gassy but apart from that i'm most definatly a larger and shots man. I'v got a taste for straight vodka recently too but i steer away from drinking spirits unless i'm out for a mad one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 You people are making me want a drink now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 i got barred coz the boucner squared up to me, and i called him a faggot all started because my sister foned me, and i wanted to know if everything was ok, so i asked the guy can i go outside for a minute ifor a phone call and coem back in, and he said that was fine, so i finish the call and go to go back in n he wont let me, and i asked why to which he replied 'you were over a minute' and i was like oh coem on it was me sister i needed to speak to her, anyway we argued for a few minutes, he was totally unreasonable, and i called him a few thing, but i didnt really do antyhing wrong he was just a dick was me mates birthday aswell so i just just disappeared on him, was fuckin annoyin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 yep bouncers are all twats in Liverpool they don't seem to be as bad as in Chester round here they are really up themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 No win situation mate he was just taking out his boredom on you but if you started dishing the names and squared up to him as unfair as it may seem you made your own bed! Sounds pretty much like me when i was young i wouldnt back down from anything and ended up getting myself in all kinds of trouble, i've learned to laugh and walk away now because you never win and 9 times out of 10 you wont win the fight either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Its no fun if you back though Goldy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Its no fun if you back though Goldy 40625[/snapback] Yeah but its no fun when all your mates are going out at Christmas and your barred from all the bars and the doormen all know you by sight & name! Dont get me wrong i'v been there a thousand times and even had fights with doormen in town but looking back it wasnt worth it, comical but not worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 goldy he squared up to me, i just caleld him liek 2 names, i wouldnt say i made my own bed i'd just say i stood up for myself and stood my ground, , i wanted to egt back inside n i wasnt gonna just walk away that easily, although i had to in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I wasnt saying you did anything wrong mate i'm just saying if you want to "win" with bouncers then you have to play by their rules. They dont give a fuck if your in or out but what they do give a fuck about is your attitude and the way you make them look in front of their mates. Most of them are oversize playground bullys so you have to make that situation into what you want which will never happen if you become agressive or start name calling. Its not fair and is generally something you learn with experience but you want to get bakc inside so you have to do everything in your power to make that happen. If you end up walking away on your own then you did not play the game correctly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 yeh ihear what ur saying, its a lose lose thing, anyway my sister ended up ggivign him an earful, she contacted the police coz he tried to hit me or sumfin, but it realyl annoyed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Your SISTER sorted it for you? Youve made my fecking day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'v heard she has a headbutt like ZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 yeh ihear what ur saying, its a lose lose thing, anyway my sister ended up ggivign him an earful, she contacted the police coz he tried to hit me or sumfin, but it realyl annoyed me 40653[/snapback] Did she have your straighteners in her handbag. Your SISTER sorted it for you? Youve made my fecking day. 40667[/snapback] You can't beat faaaaaaaaaaaaaaamily. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 hahaha she didnt have my straighteners but no she didn't sort it she got into a fight with the bouncer almsot , its because shes a trainee police woman so she was like all shoutin stuff at him i had to take her away, but i admit it she knew more abotu things than me, and she did prolly prevent me from getting a beating.... but hey im not complaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 when use mention the krazyhouse it reminds me of a scouser rapper who sung: if ya want fit birds go the 0five1, if ya wanna drink piss go the swan, yo dont go the krazyhouse its full of smelly goths, sumtimes i go der and ave em all off. funny song that but weres good for ya first nite out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 i got banned from a nightclub in scotland cant for the life of me recall the name anyway time is called and the bouncer comes over to me a my brother and tells us to get out and i said why when the bar is still full to which he shoved my brother hard towards the door and me having a big mouth and short fuse told the bouncer there was no need for that as we just needed a few seconds to down are beers to which he replied i dont care you scouse twat out your barred and thats the story of my first and so far only time of being barred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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