Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'll do the conversation and the puns, you do the breakfast. ATB Mac 40493[/snapback] I'll add you to the list of people demanding my breakfasts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 classy, when I was in liv I always used to like the Jack open Mic night was well funny and like everywhere in Liverpool it has the Beatles first played here/picked their noses/ eat a sandwich/ whatever here. Used to go to the Magnet too with my 'trendy' Lipa friends there were some arses who went to that place. 40483[/snapback] The magnet is rite out the 60's sometimes proper strange nights in there! Funny tho i was in ther one night and a load of stoooodenty types were drinking sumat out of a plastic bottle along with their "normal" beers. Turned out to be magic mushroom tea brewed up before they came out, lets just say i went to some strange places that night without leaving the party we went back to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'll add you to the list of people demanding my breakfasts 40495[/snapback] Sleep over at claire's methinks get the bacon in and make sure you got mushrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am a big fan of more dead animals on a breakfast plate the better, Tara knocks out a cracker, and her breakfasts aren't bad either. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I like it piles high but tinned tomatos are a big no for me. Hope your taking notes claire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I like it piles high but tinned tomatos are a big no for me. Hope your taking notes claire! 40512[/snapback] Of course I am! What about grilled tomatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Decoration and not actually food bit like the green thing they put on top of chicken in Italian restaurants! I'v got no limes left to put in my corona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Is that bad?. Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Thats how the mexicans do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Ive got a lime ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I don't know what corona is, is it one of those trendy bottled beers. I was going to call it gay beer until I realised I drink red wine and wear women's underwear for bed, so I shall shut up. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I don't know what corona is, is it one of those trendy bottled beers. I was going to call it gay beer until I realised I drink red wine and wear women's underwear for bed, so I shall shut up. ATB Mac 40526[/snapback] Yep its a mexican import fresh, crisp and served with a floating wedge of fresh lime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I've got to be in the mood for lager of any kind, FFS I even drink red wine when I watch the footie. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I cant drink red wine it just doesnt agree with me I love a good pint of cold lager mmmm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I like red wine with a meal cos lager makes me gassy but apart from that i'm most definatly a larger and shots man. I'v got a taste for straight vodka recently too but i steer away from drinking spirits unless i'm out for a mad one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 You people are making me want a drink now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 i got barred coz the boucner squared up to me, and i called him a faggot all started because my sister foned me, and i wanted to know if everything was ok, so i asked the guy can i go outside for a minute ifor a phone call and coem back in, and he said that was fine, so i finish the call and go to go back in n he wont let me, and i asked why to which he replied 'you were over a minute' and i was like oh coem on it was me sister i needed to speak to her, anyway we argued for a few minutes, he was totally unreasonable, and i called him a few thing, but i didnt really do antyhing wrong he was just a dick was me mates birthday aswell so i just just disappeared on him, was fuckin annoyin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 yep bouncers are all twats in Liverpool they don't seem to be as bad as in Chester round here they are really up themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 No win situation mate he was just taking out his boredom on you but if you started dishing the names and squared up to him as unfair as it may seem you made your own bed! Sounds pretty much like me when i was young i wouldnt back down from anything and ended up getting myself in all kinds of trouble, i've learned to laugh and walk away now because you never win and 9 times out of 10 you wont win the fight either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Its no fun if you back though Goldy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Its no fun if you back though Goldy 40625[/snapback] Yeah but its no fun when all your mates are going out at Christmas and your barred from all the bars and the doormen all know you by sight & name! Dont get me wrong i'v been there a thousand times and even had fights with doormen in town but looking back it wasnt worth it, comical but not worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 goldy he squared up to me, i just caleld him liek 2 names, i wouldnt say i made my own bed i'd just say i stood up for myself and stood my ground, , i wanted to egt back inside n i wasnt gonna just walk away that easily, although i had to in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I wasnt saying you did anything wrong mate i'm just saying if you want to "win" with bouncers then you have to play by their rules. They dont give a fuck if your in or out but what they do give a fuck about is your attitude and the way you make them look in front of their mates. Most of them are oversize playground bullys so you have to make that situation into what you want which will never happen if you become agressive or start name calling. Its not fair and is generally something you learn with experience but you want to get bakc inside so you have to do everything in your power to make that happen. If you end up walking away on your own then you did not play the game correctly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 yeh ihear what ur saying, its a lose lose thing, anyway my sister ended up ggivign him an earful, she contacted the police coz he tried to hit me or sumfin, but it realyl annoyed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Your SISTER sorted it for you? Youve made my fecking day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'v heard she has a headbutt like ZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 yeh ihear what ur saying, its a lose lose thing, anyway my sister ended up ggivign him an earful, she contacted the police coz he tried to hit me or sumfin, but it realyl annoyed me 40653[/snapback] Did she have your straighteners in her handbag. Your SISTER sorted it for you? Youve made my fecking day. 40667[/snapback] You can't beat faaaaaaaaaaaaaaamily. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 hahaha she didnt have my straighteners but no she didn't sort it she got into a fight with the bouncer almsot , its because shes a trainee police woman so she was like all shoutin stuff at him i had to take her away, but i admit it she knew more abotu things than me, and she did prolly prevent me from getting a beating.... but hey im not complaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 when use mention the krazyhouse it reminds me of a scouser rapper who sung: if ya want fit birds go the 0five1, if ya wanna drink piss go the swan, yo dont go the krazyhouse its full of smelly goths, sumtimes i go der and ave em all off. funny song that but weres good for ya first nite out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 i got banned from a nightclub in scotland cant for the life of me recall the name anyway time is called and the bouncer comes over to me a my brother and tells us to get out and i said why when the bar is still full to which he shoved my brother hard towards the door and me having a big mouth and short fuse told the bouncer there was no need for that as we just needed a few seconds to down are beers to which he replied i dont care you scouse twat out your barred and thats the story of my first and so far only time of being barred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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