Jesus

[GoldfishMemory]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone 'brother.' 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was one at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all -

 

3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do !!!!!

[Romey 1878]

Not your best Fish

[Adams]

TAXI FOR FISH lol

[GoldfishMemory]

Not your best Fish

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You cant win them all mate

[RobbieMac]

i liked it fishman but not much.

[java2001e]

Why aren't Baptists allowed to fuck standing up?

 

It might lead to dancing.

[java2001e]

whats puritanism?

 

the haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be having a good time!