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Down In The Pub..


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in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters,

orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

 

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the

suit...

 

Matt: - I reckon he's an accountant.

James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.

Matt: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come in

here!

 

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer

gets the better of Matt and he makes for the toilet.

 

On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder...

 

 

Matt: - Scuse me... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering

what you do for a living?

 

Suit: - No offence taken ! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!

 

Matt: - Oh! What's that then ?

 

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at

home?

 

Matt: - Er... mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!

 

Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in

a pond. Which is it?

 

Matt: - It's in a pond!

 

Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large

garden then?

 

Matt: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!

 

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you

have a large garden then you have a large house?

 

Matt: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it

myself!

 

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is

logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and

that you are quite probably married?

 

Matt: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children

 

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually

active with your wife on a regular basis?

 

Matt: - Yep! Four nights a week!

 

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not

masturbate very often?

 

Matt: - Me? Never

 

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

 

Matt: - How's that then?

 

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told

you about your sex life !

 

Matt: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!

 

 

Both leave the toilet and Matt returns to his mate.

 

 

James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he

does?

 

Matt: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

 

James: - What's that then?

 

Matt: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

 

James: - Nope

 

Matt: - Well then, you're a w*nker.

 

:lol::lol:

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