Mac Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 That my neighbour next door but one is sh*gging my neighbour on the other side of me and his wife has just found out. Not so much a rumour, but a something I've just heard in an arguement in the garden Tonight I am getting a Chinese meal, got my box of wine and am going to listen to the shenanigans, and if I'm lucky, a scrap or two. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Thats obv bollocks what site did you get that from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 LMFAO The real shame is his wife is very pretty, and the girl he is doing is a right kangerillapig. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Not sure who your source is but I will believe it when I see all three of them crammed into a single Everton jersey holding a scarf over their heads, plus I think the three of them might disrupt the dressing room harmony I can't see this one coming off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willo Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 kangerillapig. 46113[/snapback] Hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Not sure who your source is but I will believe it when I see all three of them crammed into a single Everton jersey holding a scarf over their heads, plus I think the three of them might disrupt the dressing room harmony I can't see this one coming off.46117[/snapback] I'm fairly certain he came off. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Just wondering what a KANGARILLAPIG is it sounds awfully like my ex girlfriend only possibly better lookin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Spot on mate, not that I ever saw your ex, but I got the drift. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticketyblue Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 If your neighbours wife is a babe - maybe it's time you stepped in and 'looked after her' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 If your neighbours wife is a babe - maybe it's time you stepped in and 'looked after her' 46154[/snapback] Way too young for me, but she is right up the Fishman's alley. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 You should try and get a pic of her Mac so we can rate her lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Would that be with or without clothes, tell me now so I can sort my lens out. She is like a cross between Kerry Katona and Jenifer Ellison. But with a Darlington accent, which aint nice at the best of times. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Preferably without clothes, but if that cant be managed with clohes would suffice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 I'll do my best, things are boiling up nicely, another hour should see them take it to the street. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Way too young for me, but she is right up the Fishman's alley. ATB Mac 46158[/snapback] That sounds like a dubious euphemism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ola Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I'll do my best, things are boiling up nicely, another hour should see them take it to the street. ATB Mac 46182[/snapback] get the video camera out mac then we can all watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Would that be with or without clothes, tell me now so I can sort my lens out. She is like a cross between Kerry Katona and Jenifer Ellison. But with a Darlington accent, which aint nice at the best of times. ATB Mac 46172[/snapback] Sounds nice as for the accent does that mean we have to talk to her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 What a swizz, no fighting no yelling after 10.00pm. Gutted. No pictures I'm afraid and it would be wrong of me to post without her knowledge, and for the record the Darlo accent is sh*t, it's like a watered down geordie with a hint of Boro. Not as bad as a Brum accent but nearly. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Way too young for me, but she is right up the Fishman's alley. ATB Mac 46158[/snapback] Mac why not throw a TT party at your pad and I'll kindly intoduce her to to the scouse way and if your all lucky and her fella catches us you may well all see a goldfish running naked down your street doing an impression of a helicopter Would that be with or without clothes, tell me now so I can sort my lens out. She is like a cross between Kerry Katona and Jenifer Ellison. But with a Darlington accent, which aint nice at the best of times. ATB Mac 46172[/snapback] Right up my street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 She Is Female Right up my street 46278[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Point taken L, If we draw Darlo/Boro in the cup, piss up at my house, then you can judge for yourselves. Nice bum, lovely boobs, bad teeth. (That's me not the neighbour) ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ola Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Point taken L, If we draw Darlo/Boro in the cup, piss up at my house, then you can judge for yourselves. Nice bum, lovely boobs, bad teeth. (That's me not the neighbour) ATB Mac 46287[/snapback] can i watch from your shed mac or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 We can have a few up Ola, but I warn you, if the world was to have an enema they would stick the tube into Darlington. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ola Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 We can have a few up Ola, but I warn you, if the world was to have an enema they would stick the tube into Darlington. ATB Mac 46530[/snapback] your a bad lad mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Bad as you like mate..... But on a serious note Darlington is a bit of a dump, but for some reason they like it up here. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ola Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Bad as you like mate..... But on a serious note Darlington is a bit of a dump, but for some reason they like it up here. ATB Mac 46664[/snapback] each to his own mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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