Louis Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis. Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief. The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I like that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Very Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I went out with a girl once who would read that as a true story, stopped traffic in the street but conversation was near impossible I like it tho' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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