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A Nuns Tale.


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A bus load of nuns die in a crash and all go to heaven.

 

St Peter asks the first nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?"

She says "yes, i touched one with my finger"

St Peter says "dip your finger in the holy water then"

 

He then asks the next nun?

"yes i have fondled one" she replies.

St Peter says "put your hand in the holy water then"

 

Suddenly there's a comotion at the back and a nun has pushed to the front.

 

St Peter asks "whats wrong?"

 

"well.... if i have to gargle with that holy water, i want to do it

before sister Mary sticks her arse in it" !!

Edited by Licker
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A bus load of nuns die in a crash and all go to heaven.

 

St Peter asks the first nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?"

She says "yes, i touched one with my finger"

St Peter says "dip your finger in the holy water then"

 

He then asks the next nun?

"yes i have fondled one" she replies.

St Peter says "put your hand in the holy water then"

 

Suddenly there's a comotion at the back and a nun has pushed to the front.

 

St Peter asks "whats wrong?"

 

"well.... if i have to gargle with that holy water, i want to do it

before sister Mary sticks her arse in it" !!

A man playing a darts match in a pub throws his 1st dart

hits a twenty throws his 2nd dart treble twenty throws his

last dart hits the wire bounces out and strikes a nun in the head

and kills her. the man calling out the score shouts"One nun dead and eighty."

Edited by BLUEWOLF
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