Bill Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) A bus load of nuns die in a crash and all go to heaven. St Peter asks the first nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?" She says "yes, i touched one with my finger" St Peter says "dip your finger in the holy water then" He then asks the next nun? "yes i have fondled one" she replies. St Peter says "put your hand in the holy water then" Suddenly there's a comotion at the back and a nun has pushed to the front. St Peter asks "whats wrong?" "well.... if i have to gargle with that holy water, i want to do it before sister Mary sticks her arse in it" !! Edited September 13, 2006 by Licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Liking that one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 As a Catholic I find that quite offensive, as a human being that is funny as f*ck. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 im a catholic and i find that funny as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
java2001e Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Three Nuns were sitting on a park bench when a naked man flashed himself before them. Two of them had a stroke.... but the third couldnt reach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Nice one Jav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEWOLF Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 (edited) A bus load of nuns die in a crash and all go to heaven. St Peter asks the first nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?" She says "yes, i touched one with my finger" St Peter says "dip your finger in the holy water then" He then asks the next nun? "yes i have fondled one" she replies. St Peter says "put your hand in the holy water then" Suddenly there's a comotion at the back and a nun has pushed to the front. St Peter asks "whats wrong?" "well.... if i have to gargle with that holy water, i want to do it before sister Mary sticks her arse in it" !! A man playing a darts match in a pub throws his 1st dart hits a twenty throws his 2nd dart treble twenty throws his last dart hits the wire bounces out and strikes a nun in the head and kills her. the man calling out the score shouts"One nun dead and eighty." Edited October 4, 2006 by BLUEWOLF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEWOLF Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Come on fish one nun dead and eight.(180) 1st dart 20 2nd dart treble twenty(60) 3rd dart a dead nun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Thats when a joke hits the floor...when it has to be explained... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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