Zoo 2.0 Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 By my calculations Manchester City would be 3-0 up now, three golden chances that we have somehow managed to fuck up; the André break, DCL's one-on-one and Charlie's header. And as I type another missed chance. Honestly, it's fucking abysmal this. Palace are probably the worst side I've seen all season and we're just fluffing everything. Hoping DCL & Richarlison stand on a piece of Lego at half time. Shukes and Bailey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Jesus Christ Richie. Gomes has nicked the ball twice now and created big chances. dunlopp9987 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicagoblue Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Richy so rusty. He should have 3 now dunlopp9987 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunlopp9987 Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Richy havin a mare badaids and chicagoblue 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Just now, Zoo 2.0 said: By my calculations Manchester City would be 3-0 up now, three golden chances that we have somehow managed to fuck up; the André break, DCL's one-on-one and Charlie's header. And as I type another missed chance. Honestly, it's fucking abysmal this. Palace are probably the worst side I've seen all season and we're just fluffing everything. I think Man City U10's would be a couple up by now let along their first team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncanmckenzieismagic Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 FFS another easy chance goes begging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted April 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Le sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badaids Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Just now, Bailey said: Jesus Christ Richie. Gomes has nicked the ball twice now and created big chances. Gomes has been playing well so far. Mobile, high press, rangey passing. Until that pass just then... kiss of death. To go with his Peter Sutcliffe look. Shukes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaidharper Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 How have we not scored already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted April 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Close James! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 What a touch by James. dunlopp9987 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunlopp9987 Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Unbelievable touch from James. It does feel like a goal is coming from us. Which of course means a Palace goal is forthcoming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Could be worse guys, could be that we’re not creating chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbanyNYToffee Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Better not be a single mention of tactics or luck after this. We should be 2-0 up. Simple as that. If we don't get 3 points from this that is why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badaids Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 I think JJ Abrams is directing the footage on this football match. So much lens flare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted April 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 2 nfl tackles on digne now and still no foul, wtf badaids 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Blue Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Gomes coming off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicagoblue Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Gomes injured? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicagoblue Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 That is a shame. He's made some very good passes London Blue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badaids Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Just now, chicagoblue said: Gomes injured? Wanted for inquiries by West Yorkshire Police. London Blue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Best player so far coming off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwlad Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 What don't they understand about playing for a top spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted April 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Not to worry lads the Icelandic god is coming on we will be up 2-0 in a matter of minutes. Gylfi FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Blue Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Looks like Hamstring, pity as others have said he was playing well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badaids Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Which ankle did Son knacker, because it looks like he's holding his left one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwlad Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Just now, badaids said: Wanted for inquiries by West Yorkshire Police. Stop! This is the best comedy so far barring the on pitch performance. Shukes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncanmckenzieismagic Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Great the only midfielder we have on the pitch who has looked interested has to go off injured Bailey and badaids 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo 2.0 Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Two pathetic challenges on Digne receive nothing, Lucas catches Ayew and it's a straight yellow. You really couldn't make this shit up, the officiating so far has been nothing short of laughable. Basically, scream like you're leaving a burning house and you'll be fine. pete0, Gwlad and markjazzbassist 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncanmckenzieismagic Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Something tells me we won’t be finishing this game with XI players on the pitch markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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