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Dont worry peeps I'm here not arested or anything like that although I did get home from the match and didnt know what day of the week it was.............actually I didnt know what day of the week it was during the match. The only bit of football I can remember is a damn fine penalty save (did that happen?) and a Kanchelskis type jinking run from the weetabix kid followed by a powerhouse of a goal!

 

Got some seriously funny stories which I will have to give you all later in the fast becoming legendary "'fish report" for now I will leave you all with the little gem I was apparently muttering while my kid brother was putting me to bed on Saturday night / Sunday morining.

 

"I'v only had apple pie" :blink::blink:

 

You tell me!

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Feck me, my high quality jokes are wasted on here, did no-one here about the mobile phone getting thrown at the ref on saturday and he handed it into the police

 

If you have to explain its not funny is it :(

 

I thought at least goldfish would have said "what you onabout Zed"

 

Anyways, I'll shut the door on me way out

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Feck me, my high quality jokes are wasted on here, did no-one here about the mobile phone getting thrown at the ref on saturday and he handed it into the police

 

If you have to explain its not funny is it :(

 

I thought at least goldfish would have said "what you onabout Zed"

 

Anyways, I'll shut the door on me way out

 

What u on about Zed??

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Whats up mate, ive been calling your mobile since 5pm yesterday to get hold of you

 

Is it switched off or something? :huh:

 

 

Feck me, my high quality jokes are wasted on here, did no-one here about the mobile phone getting thrown at the ref on saturday and he handed it into the police

 

If you have to explain its not funny is it :(

 

I thought at least goldfish would have said "what you onabout Zed"

 

Anyways, I'll shut the door on me way out

 

There you go mate, I got it, but then again I have a certificate that says I'm a loony. :blink:

 

ATB

 

Mac

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