funnyjokar1 Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 timeoff, people! funny joke here )) Girls vs boys. Girls' English. 1.Yes. = No. 2.No. = Yes. 3.Maybe. = No. 4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now. 5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later. 6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch. 7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too. 8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron. 9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. 10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful. 11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me. 12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. Guy's English. 1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. 2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. 3.I'm tired. = I'm tired. 4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage. 9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. 10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? 11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. 12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? 13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now. 14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! 15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! 16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys. you like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 You spent time going through the registration process of a forum purely to tell that joke? What a strange and lonely person you must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 It was I who moved the joke from Off topic to Jokes, I only wish I could have moved it further, like to another site. This is your motivation to improve the quality of your jokes FJ. We have Fishman and Iggy who provide us with some real quality, you have your benchmark - reach for it, then go and introduce yourself properly. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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