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timeoff, people! funny joke here :) ))

 

Girls vs boys.

 

Girls' English.

 

1.Yes. = No.

2.No. = Yes.

3.Maybe. = No.

4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.

6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.

7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.

8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.

9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.

11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.

12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

 

Guy's English.

 

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.

3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.

4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.

9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.

14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

 

you like it? ;)

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It was I who moved the joke from Off topic to Jokes, I only wish I could have moved it further, like to another site. :D

 

This is your motivation to improve the quality of your jokes FJ. We have Fishman and Iggy who provide us with some real quality, you have your benchmark - reach for it, then go and introduce yourself properly.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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