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Man wakes up in Hospital.

The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness, you probably won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.

Now you're going to be OK, you'll soon walk again but something happened, I'm trying to break it it to you gently............."Your penis was chopped off and we were unable to find it in the wreckage."

Oh no the bloke groans, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to be alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap It's a thousand pounds an inch".


The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.


"So the thing is" the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want, But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a

nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher, she might be very disappointed. So it's important that she plays a vital role in helping you make the decision."


So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day.

"So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?" "I have." says the fellow. "And has she helped you in making the decision about your finances?".


"She has" says the bloke. "And what was your decision asks the doctor. . ...



We're going to have a new kitchen.

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