Pat Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Ho Ho Funkin Ho.....Welcome To December lets try & keep all our Xmas stuff together. Who Know's it could spawn in to some thread in the traditions of the longest & Jan transfer window, etc. ( will Pin 4 Now & see How Goes) In a Bid to be neither DULL or MEDIOCRE (Mod's in Joke) Feel Free to post thoughts, Funny's, Pics, jokes, Deep Seasonal Theological discussion , shouts & or anyhting. Being Xmas the more colour & More diversity the Better. Ill get the Ball Rolling....Merry Xmas everyone...Just 4 The Boyz And 1 for The Laaaayyydieees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Just done a Full Music Library Search witht he Wors Xmas/Christmas etc...& ahve come up with a small list of alternate Tunes ive got hint hint nudge nidge, you no what I mean etc. Christmas In Hollis - Run DMC Merry Christmas - I dont Wanna Fight - The Ramones Stone Temple Pilots - Xmas Is Here AC/DC - Mistress 4 Xmas Christmas Story - K.O.R.N. Mary Christ - Sonic Youth Krismastime - Smashing pumpkins Death Cab 4 A Cutie - Baby Please come home for xmas A New Found Glory - Exmas Lisa Loeb - Jingle Bells Bright Eyes - Blue Xmas Something corporate - Forget December Vanilla Sky - Xmas Girl Matchbox Romance - Ill Be Home 4 Xmas Find a few more later, if we can get enoguh mike mix an alt XMas 4 album 4 us etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Just done a Full Music Library Search witht he Wors Xmas/Christmas etc...& ahve come up with a small list of alternate Tunes ive got hint hint nudge nidge, you no what I mean etc. Christmas In Hollis - Run DMC Merry Christmas - I dont Wanna Fight - The Ramones Stone Temple Pilots - Xmas Is Here AC/DC - Mistress 4 Xmas Christmas Story - K.O.R.N. Mary Christ - Sonic Youth Krismastime - Smashing pumpkins Death Cab 4 A Cutie - Baby Please come home for xmas A New Found Glory - Exmas Lisa Loeb - Jingle Bells Bright Eyes - Blue Xmas Something corporate - Forget December Vanilla Sky - Xmas Girl Matchbox Romance - Ill Be Home 4 Xmas Find a few more later, if we can get enoguh mike mix an alt XMas 4 album 4 us etc.... Is it not Matchbook Romance or Matchbox 20 you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Just read about a school who have changed the words to "The 12 days of Christmas" to encompass out multi cultural diversity. A partridge in a pear tree - A corn bird in a palm tree, the rest are changed to the following...... Two coconuts three pastels four pumpkin pies five ripe mangoes six limbo dancers seven steel band beaters eight hams a boiling nine jugs of sorrel ten turkeys baking Eleven gospel singers twelve rum and gingers My pi55 is boiling as we speak, I am choking on my own rage. My sense of indignity is out of control. How f*cking dare they, PC b*stards, everyone in the office thinks it is a nice twist to an old classic. F*ck them and the horse they rode in on. Matron, medication time please. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) In my house my mates and I have been listening to one of the worst yet most strangely addictive christmas songs ever. In Dulce Jubilo and hey it sounds even better in midi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.webdoodles.org/midis/christmas/indulcejubilo.mid Edited December 1, 2006 by L_Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) In my house my mates and I have been listening to one of the worst yet most strangely addictive christmas songs ever. In Dulce Jubilo and hey it sounds even better in midi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.webdoodles.org/midis/christmas/indulcejubilo.mid I hope very sincerely that you're not making rude comments about Mike Oldfield...that would make me very cross indeed . Happy Christmas by the way. Mike O(ldfield) ! Edited December 1, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Hey it wasn't even written by Mike Oldfield it's an old 14th century German song isn't it and it kinda sucks but is good at the same time, there's something joyous about it but it's pretty gay at the same time (not in the joyous way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Just read about a school who have changed the words to "The 12 days of Christmas" to encompass out multi cultural diversity. A partridge in a pear tree - A corn bird in a palm tree, the rest are changed to the following...... Two coconuts three pastels four pumpkin pies five ripe mangoes six limbo dancers seven steel band beaters eight hams a boiling nine jugs of sorrel ten turkeys baking Eleven gospel singers twelve rum and gingers My pi55 is boiling as we speak, I am choking on my own rage. My sense of indignity is out of control. How f*cking dare they, PC b*stards, everyone in the office thinks it is a nice twist to an old classic. F*ck them and the horse they rode in on. Matron, medication time please. ATB Mac I'm starting to feel my culture is being is being ignored, and swept away with the rubbish and I am being victimised because of who I am and where I come from, I'm sure theres a term that describes that quite well...................RACISM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I'm starting to feel my culture is being is being ignored, and swept away with the rubbish and I am being victimised because of who I am and where I come from, I'm sure theres a term that describes that quite well...................RACISM! here here. why change the words of a traditional english song. its not blatently offensive. i personally dont give a toss about thier cultures so why should they give a fuck about ours. it really does infuriate me how british people are being underminded whilst these other religions/races are allowed to say things and get thier way. we should have our cultures undisturbed by these PC twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) Have a strange feeling of Deja Vu descending on me . And happy Hannakuh to all ! (Just out of interest, I wrote and recorded a spoof version of Twelve days of Christmas with a workmate for a works Christmas do in 1978 . ...thought it was quite funny at the time ) Edited December 1, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Got in a uploadable format mike? Have a heap o of Comedy xmas stuff from Roy Chubby Brown - Kev Bloody Wilson. ( Goona look @ a private web space this week... We should start a hub) P.S Mark, If sum 1 put Matchbox 2o on me PC I would have to kill my self....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 So its Matchbook Romance then? Quality band them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Thats them, a bit of a dble kick verz this 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 So what do U lot hope Krusty Kringle pop's down the chimney ( Airco in pat's Case) for xmas? Im hoping 4 a multi speed Turntable to convert all my boxes of vinyl in to MP3. And You? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Got in a uploadable format mike? Sadly (for lovers of quality musical comedic entertainment ) not . And I've already had my main prezzie..some video production software. Audio visual production was actually my first career before I moved into sound and I've a germ of an idea of going back into it (self-employed) when I can start working again... ...and I want chocolate marzipan ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Happy Christmas everyone!!! Its a busy time of yeah its my birthday on the 27th I reach the big 2-0, 20 that is! Emailed my christmas list to my mum before, im just looking forward to going home now and seeing the family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Ncie to see you Claire, Happy xmas to you & yours. Folks.... Footballers & celebs, faves or Anti heroes - What would you get them for xmas ? I.e Rooney a Soul & Teflon a Bus Ticket ( Trains to fast for tractor boy) LOl...Ide by Pip a Gary Neville doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Drunken Duncan - a boot up the arse with my new KSB's. Dave Moyes - some Nivia Q10 for those bags under his eyes. Liam - A book on etiquette. Reg - Book "How to win friends and influence people". Tara - Jewelery, can't miss eh boys?. Bill - a packet of Regal king size. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Bill - a packet of Regal king size & some Dubbin 4 them Walking shoes...!!! Does Dubbin stille xist..LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Yes it does Pat, but it's only old farts like us that remember dubbin new boots, and watching them drink a whole bloody tinful of the stuff. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 PAT said......................Bill - a packet of Regal king size. MAC said.......................Bill - a packet of Regal king size & some Dubbin 4 them Walking shoes...!!! ....... Got to be the perfect Present, far better than those Socks and Hankies that i never use, they always end up in Charity Shops. PS .....Pat, how did you know i smoke REGAL KS, or was it a good guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 PS .....Pat, how did you know i smoke REGAL KS, or was it a good guess. I knew that too Bill I think...you must have mentioned it sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 happy xmas to one and all! whats everyone getting? im gettin money and clothes, spending the money on driving lessons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 happy xmas to one and all! whats everyone getting? im gettin money and clothes, spending the money on driving lessons I dont knnow what everyones getting becasue i'll have to wait til Father Christmas comes down my chimney (oh dear) Happy Christmas Everyone and if your religion dictates that you dont do Christmas, tough shit, start looking forward to the festival of light or Ramadan or any other bollocks im not interested in Favoutite Christmas Joke How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas HE FELT HIS PRESENCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 terrible. but ive heard it before. anyways. all that i know is that im getting a 30 quid cliff burton-esque denim jacket and money. not sure what else im getting. no doubt il get money off me grandad and nan. im gettin 90 quid off me mam and a xmas bonus from work. im gonna be loaded by january Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 im gonna be loaded by january Will you buy us Ronaldinho & Henry?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 well no sorry. already decided what im getting. (thats within my price range) http://www.line6.com/spideriii/120.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Seasons Greetings everyone, hope everyone has a great time this year i wont say merry christmas because its too early yet so far i know im getting some clothes, ive got the Everton away shirt with AJ on the back, gears of war for the 360 and ive no idea what else yet, hopefully a big box of roses and celebrations too! is it just me though or do things seem a bit dim this christmastime?no one really seems up for it, the two guys i work with reckon that going abroad for christmas is the best thing to do as all the holidays now have gone downhill over here,personally i could never go abroad for christmas, dont think it would be the same, what do you lot think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Love to go abroad for Christmas...but could never afford it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 going abroad is ace. i went to kenya for xmas and the millenium. it was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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