Noel Edmonds Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Hello good fellows. Just posting a lil intro as it seems to be the fashion. My name is Noel, i'm a popular tv personality and enjoy swimming, cycling, long walks on the beach and phoning my banker. You may recognise me from such programs as House Party, Saturday night live, bill oddies wild west and the ever popular deal or no deal. Everton 4 Life. Holla. Shout out to my boy CraccerC aka Noel Fieldings love child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 (edited) oh you cheesey rat your lines prior the breaks are disgraceful. what i would give for the chance to slap you again as for deal or no deal, it was shite after a month and you don't deserve the money you only get tards on your show 'it's a blue at this stage in the game noel' ... your all a bunch of wankers ... and noel fielding is a great man...a GREAT MAN but yeh Everton fc for life.... enjoy your stay Edited December 29, 2006 by CraccerC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Edmonds Posted December 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 I find the term 'tard' both politically incorrect and grossly offensive. If we only have 'tards' on the show then you woulda been the star of the pilot episode. Boo Ya! (P.S. Mr Blobby is in fact an out of work leprechaun on stilts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 haha touché and i know, he was the star of that leprechaun in the hood movie , im a big fan btw that thread you wanted , is in Everton discusion.. called 'a worrying statistic' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Dunno Liam.. I presume Craccer looks like Noah Fielding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 according to him i do yes but its bullshit u can check my profile i clearly dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Welcome Noel, one question though, why the f*ck did you ignore my request for a swop of Simon Says for a realistic vagina with vibro action in 1980, you bunghole?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 hes so nto gonna be able to answer that haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 i think crac looks abit like doyle who plays for reading lol no offence like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Welcome Noel, one question though, why the f*ck did you ignore my request for a swop of Simon Says for a realistic vagina with vibro action in 1980, you bunghole?. Jimmy Savile was no better Mac...asked him to fix it for me to shag Kim Wilde and I got not a fucking word in reply, not an explanation that she was too busy...not even an apology...bastards the lot of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 The least he could have done is sent Maggie Philbin around to wank me off. ATB Hopefully Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Or Cheggars ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Only if he was still in his drinking phase, and I told him it tasted of brandy....... ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 hahaha what this has turned into and i take no offence to doyle...hes fairly good lookin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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