Louis Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?" He shakes his head. She kisses him. Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fucked?" "No," says the man, his eyes lighting up. "Well, you are now, The tide's coming in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 haha...guttin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Cruel but it still got a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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