KillaGTiR Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 1878Club can exclusively reveal that Everton have completed the signing of ex-Manchester United captain Roy Keane. Reaction to signing: David Moyes: "We are extremely pleased that a player of Roy Keane’s calibre has agreed to join the club, his presence to the squad can only benefit the team ethic. His signing outlines our ambition to compete at the highest level." Phil Neville: "You could say I played my part in persuading Keano to come here!, I just outlined what he already knew" Bill Kenwright: "I believe we have one of the great, great managers in football and obviously Roy believes this to. I am sure Keane will play a pivotal role in Davids plans because after all... you can't spell Royal Blue Jersey without Roy" Chief Executive Keith Wyness: "The marketing potential of Roy Keane is huge. We currently intend on creating a new television channel called EFC TV where Roy can express his views in a weekly special called 'Keane on Toffees'." Duncan Ferguson: "Roy Keane? ack, who the f**k is Keane? I'll kick his wee head in" http://1878club.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15230#post15230 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 half true been told will sign 2morrow afternoon annouced on monday about 1 giggs wont sign now striker but not who u think (rumourmilll look in) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 giggs? what you talkin bout john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Yep & roy is off to Arabia fer a MILLION QUIDS worth of a Ten Day Jaunt... However, Roy also will sign 4 Fiorentina whom will Jet him in & out of the country for matches & Training. Consequently, then forcing President G.W. Bush to forward a hastily prepared ,ega $$$$ ( Us even) eleventh hour pitch for Roy to lead the forces in Iraq. Whilst it may be on the cards & a reasonable poss he could come 2 us....pat thinks perhaps another exuberated Attack of "Premature Evertoniation". Nothing esle doing the rounds ont he net suggesting such other than NWO bit on Royston finding some loop hold & a what if kinda story regarding playing 4 us v Manure... alot seems pretty charactised type optimistic journalism..A story that could come of...Looks great if does..but if doesnt gets washed away with all the other scenario's..regarding the worlds newest wanted man. Strong Word & murmours he's coming....But so 2 is Xmas. Still Interestung shennanigans all the same...& watch with vested interset.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 strange one this as sunday mirror says he is signing for real madrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 As per usual the papers know keck all and its all inventive guesswork journalism, how these arseholes earn a living ill never know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillaGTiR Posted December 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 yeah they are just linking him to every club about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn balor Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 I can't see him going to Madrid, he's got a large family and I can't see him uprooting them for a year or so. I think we've got every chance of getting him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-Cars Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 We'll all just have to wait until tomorrow me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazjones78 Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Yeah and I hope he doesnt sign too! We dont need a past it mega salary injury prone player in our squad. Yeah, hes a good motivator but how long before he starts to piss everyone off and upset the atmosphere in the squad, that has improved greatly in the last month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Agreed, much rather spend money where its needed most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Butty Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 As per usual the papers know keck all and its all inventive guesswork journalism, how these arseholes earn a living ill never know <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Come of it lads, its obviously a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwensTopBananas Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 thats the dodgiest pic i have seen since the paris hilton vid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Butty Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 thats the dodgiest pic i have seen since the paris hilton vid. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and yet... people believed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Oh no they didnt Stars 4 Danny...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reg Reagan Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 it will be great when he comes along and start leading us to glory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Wait wait wait. You telling me that its not really true. Keane has not already signed the contract??????/ Please don't tell me that I thought it was true and have got his name on the back of my new Everton Shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 No you wouldnt be as gullible as that, your havin us on.. . . . .............................NER NER NANNER NER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Butty Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Oh no they didnt Stars 4 Danny...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *re-checks email account* Oh yes they did PatV..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowlo-efc Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?! Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off. Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?! Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off. Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was thinking that as well. He got fooked off by the as captain of a club he has been at for 12 years for being a wanker, why do we want him to be a waner here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Butty Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 (edited) What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?! Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off. Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How else was Moyes supposed to put it? Shockingly, clubs have to WAIT before players make a decision that will dictate their life for X amount of years... "For the thinking Evertonian" ??? *points to blue kipper* Edited December 5, 2005 by Bacon Butty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowlo-efc Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 How else was Moyes supposed to put it? Shockingly, clubs have to WAIT before players make a decision that will dictate their life for X amount of years... "For the thinking Evertonian" ??? *points to blue kipper* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Think about it you tool. Keane thinks that he rules the world and I am fed up with Everton going to players cap in hand begging for a signature. Hes not god and I wouldn't wait around for him - it will only rock the boat - if moyes appears to hang on every word that keane says! He is a great player and his skills are much needed to sure up a sloppy midfield but he is definitely not bigger than Everton FC and I see the 'we wait for Keane to make his mind up as to whether or not to join EFC' as two things 1. It makes us look desperate 2. He obviously thinks that we are shit - otherwise he would have signed by now. For both reasons - Moyes and EFC should not have published that article on evertonfc.com ''for the thinking evertonian'' - well yes, we have brains on this forum and we certainly dont prevent people from using them - unlike other forums that may (or may not ) have been pointed to in this conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 So monday came and went, but where did keeno go???? I think he will be the next kettering manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowlo-efc Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 So monday came and went, but where did keeno go???? I think he will be the next kettering manager <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that we should just forget about him. Keane (either of them) is not coming to Goodison. We couldn't even get Keane - the singer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuky_r_law Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?! Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off. Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> jeez...have ya ever heard of being diplomatic?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Butty Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Think about it you tool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not going to bother reading the rest of your "opinion" after that comment. As I said earlier, and i'll say it again for people such as yourself... believe it or not, players have to take time to consider a decision that will ultimately effect the rest of their life, because of this time, clubs tend to have to wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 I think that we should just forget about him. Keane (either of them) is not coming to Goodison. We couldn't even get Keane - the singer! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Stop bitching boys! I agree with the "sign by x date" comment but you have to appriciate that he will be speaking to other clubs & discussing with his agent & family. Do any of you have the inside information to know moysey's offer? Maybe the date is thursday and an announcement will come at Fridays weekly press conf' positive or negative! Calm down and let things happen. Oh and just to add to the opinion Keane will disrupt, dictate, control etc do you all seriously think DM will let that happen? I think not! Do you all seriously thing Duncan will let the little irish prick disrupt our dressing room? I think not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Butty Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Stop bitching boys! I agree with the "sign by x date" comment but you have to appriciate that he will be speaking to other clubs & discussing with his agent & family. Do any of you have the inside information to know moysey's offer? Maybe the date is thursday and an announcement will come at Fridays weekly press conf' positive or negative! Calm down and let things happen. Oh and just to add to the opinion Keane will disrupt, dictate, control etc do you all seriously think DM will let that happen? I think not! Do you all seriously thing Duncan will let the little irish prick disrupt our dressing room? I think not! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exactly If we sign him we have a quality player on our hands, if we dont.... he's sh*t and passed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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