fcssl Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Aphorism (noun): A usually pithy and familiar statement expressing an observation or principle generally accepted as wise or true. 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. Like this: It could be a right number. 13. No one ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning. 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap. 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!) 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo. 19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. Enjoy...and be good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 decent read...nay bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Bit of entertainment for me when im feeling rough, nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Aphorism (noun): A usually pithy and familiar statement expressing an observation or principle generally accepted as wise or true. 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. Like this: It could be a right number. 13. No one ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning. 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap. 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!) 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo. 19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. Enjoy...and be good! that is so true. never realy thought about that. itl be well wierd me talking to my grandchildren saying thier music (whatever it is in that time) is a load of bollox and then theyll be saying that metallica queen pantera etc is old mans music. how wierd will that be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 nice one mate, was a decent read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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