fcssl Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Okay, before we start, this is only meant in a light hearted way! Please do not read anything in to this, and it is not a specific opinion of myself, or for that matter, anybody else! lmao! Lets just get on with it now... Exact science and language of the Personal Adverts Column. 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7.Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged and somewhat masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 top class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted January 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 lmao...got that on an email today...thought I would share! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 lmao...got that on an email today...thought I would share! It was a good idea to share, it'll take our minds off our transfer dealing that seems to be taking a long time to happen. Why can other clubs sign players in a day but we take weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted January 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Good question...probably because we don't want to pay for them, or pay them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 i posted them in a bulletin on myspace (thats all i seem to do on there lol post frigin bulletins with stupid quizez coz im so bored ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Excellent Andy, although in the past I have said to T that her shoes and outfit didn't match. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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