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Louis

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he

remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,

 

"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

 

The salesperson answers, "Which one?

 

We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

and

Divorced Barbie for $265.95

 

The amazed father asks:

 

"What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others are only $19.95?"

 

The salesperson annoyingly answers:

 

"Sir...,

 

Divorced Barbie comes with:

 

Ken's Car,

 

Ken's House,

 

Ken's Boat,

 

Ken's Furniture,

 

Ken's Computer and...

 

One of Ken's Friends

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