Pat Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 My March, Cable Tv guide book Magazine arrives yesterday, early 4 a change & all credit to them. However, when flicking thru all the associated advertisng that comes along with I suddenly burst in to rapturuos lafter. Now Ive seen this type of device before, but never as a external massager more of an internal job if ya no whats I means. Introducing the Deep, Satisfying.Feel Good, Feel relaxed, Personal massager ( Thats their slogan not mine) This is the blurry body text from my shit photo off original "Massage away stress & tension, deep penetrating massage, soothes aching muscles & helps stimulate circulation. For use on neck, shouldrs, back or anywhere" Quote
Louis Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 I saw that on a program called sexetera last night.. apparently it was designed with holiday use in mind... they did a survey on them and discovered women were embarassed taking their dildos through customs and so the personal massager was born :| Quote
Dunny the Blue Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Ha ha ha ha thats genius advertisin!!! Quote
jamiemaher85 Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 i watched something on c4 a while ago and it said that when the dildo was first released it was always called a "personal massager", it was apparently advertised to be used to help with back problems! yeah right! Quote
Pat Posted February 27, 2007 Author Report Posted February 27, 2007 Wonder how many Grans have been duped. Uno @ The church club bridge tournie then out comes the PM.... :crying_anim02: Or some real dickhead bloke gets one (unaware) & the lads arrive to invite for a bevvey & arl mates despo trying to explain...Ohhh It's for my sore back.....yeh right sure mate, weel be seeing ya later pal. Quote
MikeO Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 What's that film (with Steve Martin I think) where there's a whole extended family around when there's a power cut and someone pulls out a vibro instead of a torch and turns it on just as the lights come back? Cracked me up that did! Quote
TrueBlue Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 What's that film (with Steve Martin I think) where there's a whole extended family around when there's a power cut and someone pulls out a vibro instead of a torch and turns it on just as the lights come back? Cracked me up that did! Lol I remember wathcin that film...shame I can't think what its called. Quote
Pat Posted February 28, 2007 Author Report Posted February 28, 2007 Was it one of the parent hood ones ? Quote
Zed Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 (edited) Deep penetrating massage 7" or 9.5" I can see anyone being that naive enough to be that, but I suppose it does allow the owner to cry innocence if caught Unlike the "MUFF BRUSH" or the "BLACK MAMBER Edited February 28, 2007 by Zed Quote
MikeO Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Was it one of the parent hood ones ? Yeah think it was Pat...a rare piece of watchability in the dross filled "American Family Values" genre . Quote
Claire Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Ha ha ha!!! When I was 15 and very naive my older boyf asked me if I wanted a rabbit for my 16th birthday. I got well excited cos id always wanted a rabbit of the fluffy variety when I was little and my dad had always said no. So I went round to his on my birthday expecting to be given a little white fluffy bunny but you can imagine what I got! i nearly died and dumped him for a while!! Quote
GoldfishMemory Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Ha ha ha!!! When I was 15 and very naive my older boyf asked me if I wanted a rabbit for my 16th birthday. I got well excited cos id always wanted a rabbit of the fluffy variety when I was little and my dad had always said no. So I went round to his on my birthday expecting to be given a little white fluffy bunny but you can imagine what I got! i nearly died and dumped him for a while!! Bet you gave it a run out all the same! Quote
MikeO Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Bet you gave it a run out all the same! Steady there...calm down people, stand away from the computer..nothing to see here (what model was it BTW ?) Quote
GoldfishMemory Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Ha ha ha who said I did fish? Nobody said I just like to imagine it that way :| Quote
Claire Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Nobody said I just like to imagine it that way :| Ok i'll leave you to it! Quote
Bill Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Claire said..........""but you can imagine what I got! i nearly died and dumped him for a while!!"" ''''' Only a while.?? ....... did you have to go back to excercise the Rabbit. Quote
Claire Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Actually I didnt take the pressie I just dumped him Quote
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