GoldfishMemory Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Last night i went down my local where someone down there was celebrating there birthday,so turned into a late one, anyway i started chatting to this 48 year old very good looking women, she was a great laugh, by the end of the night we were both very drunk, she suddenly whispered in my ear, have you ever had sex with a mother and daughter at the same time? BLOODY HELL, i thought its christmas i said no and she replyed, well tonights you lucky night. Couldnt get my coat on quick enough and off we went back to her house by now i was a little bit excited, if you know what i mean, we walked through the front door and she shouted upstairs, "Are you still up mother" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 lol, so which one did u do first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Nice one liam, thats never happened to me but i have had Twins. Unknown to me they played a trick on me, It was years ago during an army stint in Germany, I got to know this bird and i didnt know i'd had both till they showed up together and let me in on it , the farewell evening was a nice leaving present. It was a long time ago but its still etched firmly in my memory bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Nice one liam, thats never happened to me but i have had Twins. Unknown to me they played a trick on me, It was years ago during an army stint in Germany, I got to know this bird and i didnt know i'd had both till they showed up together and let me in on it , the farewell evening was a nice leaving present. It was a long time ago but its still etched firmly in my memory bank. Lucky bastard, I'v had best mates (twice) but twins!! Theres my mission for the forseeable future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 nice story, and in true "Trainspotting" fashion "lets face it, it could have been wonderful!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 So was she good for an oldie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Is that true or a joke?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Twos a joke silly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Is that true or a joke?????? Jelous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Nice one liam, thats never happened to me but i have had Twins. Unknown to me they played a trick on me, It was years ago during an army stint in Germany, I got to know this bird and i didnt know i'd had both till they showed up together and let me in on it , the farewell evening was a nice leaving present. It was a long time ago but its still etched firmly in my memory bank. you truley are a lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Twos a joke silly! Thank god it put me off me tea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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