Pat Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Jnr Footy season starts here in a fortnight & Your looking ( part of the new health kick) @ the new "United Blue Birds" Under 9 coach ( My lads team) Went to local club, they wear Red, Nope. Next Suburb across they wear Green, Yuck. Bit further down the track & we found a side that wears blue n white & would you believe the club song is an adaption of " Grand ARl team" -> Twas meant to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 future blues coach in the making pat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Keep us informed on how it goes Pat....you could get yerself a coaching badge (although then you'd be overqualified to manage 'boro ...not that you'd want to ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 I have been mentally training 4 this using mantra's. Dont swear @ the kids - Dont swear @ the kids - Dont swear @ the kids - . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 are you aloud to peter reid the kids if they get beat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 LOl steve I was thinking of doin an Archie & taking along a baseball bat. Had 2 sessions now -> went well, Didnt swear, freshly razored the melon so they were scared shiotless anyway of the new Cell Block H looking Coach. Squad of 13, 7 lads, 6 girls. Ran them thru a host of drills, the usual -> a cple retards, a cple that need work & a cple of naturals. Ended last sess with a short game, I didnt want to play the sex card, but the girls were despo to play the boyz. I relented. 30 min match, loosely reffed by coach, final score... Boyz 0 v 2 Girlz ..LOL....some ego's were seriously dented. 1st match this sat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 oh god thats embarassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 What he's not saying is that he was playing for the boys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 And trying my damndest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Bit of work 2 do. United Bluebirds - 0 v 10 - BTFC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 not ouch for pat, ouch for the lads losing to the girls that 10-0 result thats ouch for the lot of yas...good luck with the next game lol ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 On yestredays showing will need all the luck in the world. Though, they were the best team in the league & All Boyz. ( Cple of them were fukin GIANTS & VEry VEry Good) Was our 1 st match. I am not 2 disheartend as Ive 6 Girls & 4 of my lads have never played the game before & in a country where footy aint the no 1 sport ( no street culture) It really showed. Would have been worse except my Goalkeeper is Brilliant. ( Lil Nev I calls him ). As I said to the kids post match, chins up we have lots of work 2 do & " A Game Played Hard But Fair Is Never Lost" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 As I said to the kids post match, chins up we have lots of work 2 do & " A Game Played Hard But Fair Is Never Lost" Think youll have to come up with a few more inspirational one lines over the next few weeks Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Tiz that time for the Super Coach report. If nothing we are consistent. This Saturday we played the " CC Chipmunks " We truely got our Nuts Roasted by aforementioned rodent types. 1st half we were right in it & only 3 down @ the break. United BlueBirds - 0 v 10 - CC Chipmunks . Also big Congrats to my Lil Captian Samantha for scoring our opening Goal of the season. A big clearing right footed side booted slice that flew in to our own net We have Dusted off, & The " Bad News Blue Birds " we will be back 4 more next week. We Play CFC Leopards next week, God help us as our 1st 2 rodent fluffy type oppositions have put us 2 the sword . Zed Think youll have to come up with a few more inspirational one lines over the next few weeks Pat I inspirationaly muttered the word Fuck continuosly thru 2nd half this week. ( on the quiet o course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 well all i can say is good luck and hope the goal count doesnt go past 5 against yas but seriously good luck mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 I inspirationaly muttered the word Fuck continuosly thru 2nd half this week. ( on the quiet o course) He He Oh well, im sure they'll get better, hope their not too downhearted Get them to watch "The Mighty Ducks" for a bit of inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Question Pat. If you were 2-0 up with half an hour to go against the league leaders and your 'keeper dropped an easy catch at one of your opponents feet to concede the goal that turned the game...would you say a rude word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 I would audibly say "Bad luck son keep ya head up, unlucky, great effort". What would have been rattling round my head may never see him turn up again...So I would keep that 2 my self By the way Weekend Match Report:- WE SCORED A FUKING GOAL United Bluebirds : 1 v 11 : CFC Leopards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 well done for getting A goal!....it wasnt an own goal by them was it? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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