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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

 

 

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

 

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

 

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

 

 

 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

 

 

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

 

 

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

 

 

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

 

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

 

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 

 

 

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

 

 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

 

 

 

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

 

 

 

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

 

 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 

 

 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

 

 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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We want answers! lol :D

 

*EDIT*infact we gonna get some haha

 

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?cus it pisses me off!

 

 

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?ahh no worrys i keeps me money under my bed :D

 

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

cus it just looks so beautifull i cant help my ^_^ self

 

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

hmmmm

 

 

 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

cus they dont want them to haves infection :snitch:

 

 

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

gillet ;)

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?next time someone throws a revolver at you, dont duck then you will see :)

 

 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

ask mario > :mario:

 

 

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

CUS IT FUNNY!!!! :lmaosmiley:

 

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

the question is why do half of these apes play for everton?? :shiftyeyes_anim:

 

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

il tell you when your older :rolleyes:

 

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

the day i buy them! apart form that no

 

 

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

:crying_anim:

i dont know man

 

 

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

dam straight and if the hoover knows what good for it it will take that chance

:evil:

 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

because some up there hates me big time <_<

 

 

 

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

:confused:

 

 

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

:mad: i know! but most of the time im the idiot :(

 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

:| too bad you allways end up with neither

 

 

 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

:confused02: Thats were ive been going wrong

 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

 

:withstupid:

 

 

 

I cant belive i spent so long doing this :baaasmiley: ahh well killed time

sorry to anyone who reads this btw

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i can answer some of those questions.

 

banks charge for insufficient funds coz there money grabbing bastards and that along with interest on loans are the only way they get profit.

 

bubble bath it always white due a chemical reaction with the oxygen in the water.

 

they use sterilised needles on death row victims as its the law to do so. other than that no explantion is needed right :unsure:

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