Talking Animals?

[iggy]

A man is reading the paper when his wife suddenly hits him across the head

"Whats that for?" he said

She replies "Ive found a piece of paper in your pocket with mary ellen written on it!"

He says "Thats the name of a horse from the races last week!"

his wife accepts this.

a week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan

he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOR?"

she replies "Your bloody horse just phoned"

[J*A*C*K*E*L*Z]

busted! hehe

[aaron]

nice one

[Yorkie]

Heard it before and even if you haven't heard it before you can predict the outcome, not very funny, IMO, sorry.