GoldfishMemory Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 A 90 year old man goes to see his doctor for a check up, "How is everything?" the doctor asks. "I've never felt better. I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?", says the 90 year old. The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a racoon. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the racoon fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the racoon." "My point exactly!" Said the doctor. Quote
Mac Posted May 18, 2007 Report Posted May 18, 2007 Read it again Alex, and draw a line between the pregnant woman and the dead raccon. ATB Mac Quote
Bill Posted May 18, 2007 Report Posted May 18, 2007 A different angle on it for Bluenose....................... A 90 year old man goes to see his doctor for a check up, "How is everything?" the doctor asks. "I've never felt better. I have a 22-year old bride who i'm taking away for a 3 month honeymoon. The doctor replied, but too much sex could have serious consequences, and may even prove to be fatal. The 90 year old man says, ... whatevever will be wil be, if she dies, she dies. . . . . . . D'YA GERR IT. Quote
Mac Posted May 19, 2007 Report Posted May 19, 2007 90 year old man goes to the Doctors, Doctor, I am a multi billionaire, married to a 20 year old super model who satisfys my every base desire, I have a 19 year old mistress who is into some freaky sex, I have a house full of servants who bend to my every wish Whats the problem, says the Doctor. I can't remember where I live. ATB Mac Quote
Paul2468 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 (edited) Fella walks into the doctors and says doctor i think i am going blind....i see says the doctor and what are the symtoms ?.......a cartoon family with yellow faces says the man...... Edited August 20, 2007 by paul2468 Quote
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