Louis Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 A couple was sitting up waiting for their 16 year old Liverpool supporting son to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face. "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!" His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk to him". Then she left the room. The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it". "That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlue Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Lol, heard that but it had the slant of the boy having sex with one of his teachers... The Dad really pleased..and then the pun came in :-S Think I prefer the Redshite one though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 :lol: very nice!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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