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Son Of A B***h


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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

 

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

 

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

 

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

 

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

 

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

 

Girl: "Yes father."

 

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

 

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

 

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

 

Girl: "Yes father."

 

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

 

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

 

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

 

Girl: "Yes father."

 

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

 

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

 

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

 

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

 

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

 

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

 

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"

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