fcssl Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I am sure that everybody has at least once seen a copy of AutoTrader. Its my choice read in the bathroom...anyway, I was thinking, what with the transfer market being so hectic, it may be nice for managers to have a magazine which they an browse for players. Then, I thought, I wonder what the advertisements themselves would be like. For example, in AutoTrader, you have CL = Central Locking, EW = Electric Windows, etc... but I thought that the lads and lasses on TT could come up with some amusing advertisements...surely! ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I am sure that everybody has at least once seen a copy of AutoTrader. Its my choice read in the bathroom...anyway, I was thinking, what with the transfer market being so hectic, it may be nice for managers to have a magazine which they an browse for players. Then, I thought, I wonder what the advertisements themselves would be like. For example, in AutoTrader, you have CL = Central Locking, EW = Electric Windows, etc... but I thought that the lads and lasses on TT could come up with some amusing advertisements...surely! ??? Nice Idea, but I dont know how to take that bit lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted May 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 whilst sat on the pan loosing an odd lb or two...toilet reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 He shits while he reads Auto Trader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted May 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 well it's either that or a copy of Loaded or FHM...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 ok ok, ive made a cock out of myself with that comment. It's funny if you see an inuendo in everything, like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted May 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Nah, I see what you were getting at...although, that's my MaxPower reading normally!!! lmao...any adverts though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 lol not sure what you mean with the advert thing, CL = Champions League or.... Tall, underapriciated striker, lovely runner but may not start first time. Reason for sale: 3 other strikers ahead in pecking order. First registered in 1979. Old model striker, good with both foot and head, requires some attention, £4 mill or nearest offer James Beattie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted May 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 The second thing is exactly the type of thing I meant...nice one! anymore...although I am struggling to put one together at the mo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zequist Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Hey, that sounds like fun! Let me try one. For sale by owner: Import model striker, low-mileage, with a nose for the net. Highly responsive clutch gives you that extra push when you really need it! Requires a lot of TLC and a steady diet of Champions League football for optimum performance; will only consider offer from a good home that can provide such. Contact Kia J. if interested. Carlos Tevez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted May 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 (edited) nice one... NOT FOR SALE: Monster machine, several not so careful owners, body work still in A1 condition with customised artwork, can be a little thirsty, built like a Sherman tank and will cause about as much destruction given a chance, was used by Lancashire Police to catch criminals in the late 1990's (namely burglars), will entertain forever... Big Dunc Edited May 28, 2007 by fcssl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Incredibly talented midfielder, Spanish registration but there should be no problems registering it in this country. 0 - 60 time of erm.... not sure he could! Incredible motor, very good runner, lots of miles on the clock (but in a good way). Every Penny you have ONO Mikel Arteta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted May 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Rare portugese example, originally offered at an inflated price but now open to negotiation for quick sale. Lightweight (only 69kg!) and very nible with an aggressive stance. Has competed in several shows and done remarkably well. Quick sale necessary, all offers considered, hopefully! MANUEL FERNANDES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash_ Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Tireless Midfielder, has a great Head on him and will score goals against any opponent, great positioning, what he lacks in size and weight he makes up for with heart and skill, has saved his country single handedly in the past, will not go below 100m. Tim Cahill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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