iggy Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Imagine if all major retailers and manufacturers started making their own condoms and kept the same advertising tag-lines.... Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better. Tesco condoms - Every little helps. Nike condoms - Just do it. Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abby national condoms - Because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going. Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop. Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper. FCUK condoms - No comment required. Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile. Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. Renault condoms - Size really does matter. Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin. Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes. Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim. Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach. Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world. AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service. Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal. Polo condoms - The condom with the hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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