Mac Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 This may well die on it's arse, but I am going to start on 1,000,000 and the next post will take one number off the total and so on and so on....... At least it will get some peoples post tally up. See how long it takes to countdown from 1,000,000. So here we go, 1,000,000 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Have you been at the wine Jon, the forums been going for about six years so far and we havent hit 86.000 posts yet. I wont see the finish but there's only 999.999 more to go now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Don't be so sure Bill, by some creative accounting I think it will take us about 9 years. 999,998 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dont forget that 86.000 is for the whole forum, not just for one thread. I reckon more like twenty five years. 999.997. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Bill I was looking at the way we are growing at the moment, so exponentially we will have 25,000,000 members by the time it is 2009. World domination awaits. 999,996 See how well we are doing, and that is only two of us. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Have changed my mind on the number of years it would take, Based on "The Longest Thread" which has been going for more than a year and has 3.300 posts which is less than 10 posts per day. 10 posts x 365 days == 3.650 x 10yrs == 36.500 it will take aproximately 23 yrs to reach 1.000.000. You might still be around but i dont think i will, Happy Hunting. 999.995 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 An Irish spurs fan recently got torn limb from limb by an angry mob for starting and repeatedly trying to revive one of these on another forum I frequent from time to time! Be careful Mac 999,994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 ""An Irish spurs fan recently got torn limb from limb"" ...... An irish spurs fan, :blink: What was his name, Paddy Silverstein 999.993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 999.992 There us just no point but... Lets do it anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Still think "The Shortest Thread" Wh... ....was the finest example of supreme pointlessness ever (til someone ruined it by replying ). But I'm game. 999,991 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 So you havn't just been drinking the vodka then you've been injecting the stuff into your blood. What will you think of next 999,990 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Paddy silverstein worth a click off the counter. 999,989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Could run into problems if we have any numerically dyslexic members...899,989 . 999,988. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Fooking Nora 999,987 already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Fooking Nora 999,987 already That's amazing. 999,986 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 You cant keep that up for 23 years. 999.985 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 this is gonna take forever 999,984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Im losing my patience with this already 999,983 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 haha i can't see this getting there either 999.982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Just believe, say it loud, say it proud... 999,981 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 What a pack of cynics, before you know it we will be getting all nostalgic about when the number was still 6 figures. 999,980 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 999,979 iz Still shinin ma boyz innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 you're a top class wanker 999,798 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 you're a top class wanker It's important to do everything to the best of your ability.. 999,797 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 You can feel the love cant you 999,796 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Love is all you need. 999,795 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I am feeling the length of my love 999,794 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 You also need a head for figures cos if you look back Craccer has knocked 200 of the total. :D I'll put it back on track. 999.973 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 999,972 Iz is like a proper wanker innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) I'll put it back on track. 999.973 We'll never make it without a little creative accounting Bill . 999,971 Edited July 19, 2007 by MikeO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 We'll never make it without a little creative accounting Bill Booom Boom........"Thats What Wyness says to Kenwright". 999,970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Iz is like a proper wanker innit no, you've evolved into a twit, keep up to speed 999,969 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 no, you've evolved into a twit, keep up to speed 999,969 999,968 iz it because i iz lake black or sumfin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 iz it because i iz lake black or sumfin no, because you're an unfunny and unpopular dick 999,967 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 999,966 :crying_anim02: :crying_anim02: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 I know they're sarcastic sad faces, but I and many others wouldn't dislike you if you always so sarcastic and aggressive. Licker and them lot like you, so you must be a decent bloke underneath. 999,965 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Insults and arithmatic, I can just feel the love being shared. 999,964 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 if anything my last post was nice, but i expect something sarcastic and/or offensive for zed...he's in the same league as reg for me 999,963 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Brilliant, I love reg, hes a real character, mad as fookin, totally deluded and biased Nevermind 999,962 Tonights a GHD so im feeling happ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 GHD? 999,961 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 GHD? 999,961 Jeez man, I thought you would have know wat doz ting wer 999,960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 no, i would impersonate you but it's difficult to impersonate and angry pathetic older bloke on a forum 999,959 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 angry pathetic Thats an Oxymoron 999,958 Any guesses on what GHD means anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 angry and pathetic aren't contradictory you can be pathetic in unmanaged anger love you zed 999,957 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Thats an Oxymoron 999,958 Any guesses on what GHD means anyone Aren't they hair straighteners, Mrs Z influencing you mate. Mike, I can feel the love you are sending to all of us. 999,956 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 GHD...... Good Hair Day as opposed to a bad hair day which my missus usally has. 999.955 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 At least you have a full head of hair Bill, I have NHD's every day of the bloody week. 999,994 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) might aswell join in 999.953 Edited July 20, 2007 by The Prisoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Mark smells of poo and sits down to piss 999,952 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Mark smells of poo and sits down to piss 999,952 ATB Mac Mac sniffs his wife's mum's knickers 999, 951 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 At least you have a full head of hair Bill, I have NHD's every day of the bloody week. 999,994 ATB Mac ?? 999.950 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 I'm only Guessing, we'll have to wait until Zed tells us. 999.949 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) i know that GHD are straighteners, but that would mean his sentence didn't make sense.... and despite not grasping an oxymoron he's not usually bad at english i have a lot of love to give.... 999,948 Edited July 20, 2007 by CraccerC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Whats wrong with GHD's ay? LOL i use them to straighten my hair, then style it 999, 947 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 you big gayers, they are hair straightners 999,946 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) In the words of our creator: HARDEN THE FUCK UP 999.945 Edited July 20, 2007 by Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) In the words of our creator:HARDEN THE FUCK UP 999.945 Ha Ha I couldnt agree more, Mac is on his arse after two glasses of red, the ponce 999, 944 Edited July 20, 2007 by Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) Fuckin hair straighteners whats the world coming too!! 999,943 Edited July 20, 2007 by The Prisoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 i cut my hair, don't need em no more 999,942 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Mac sniffs his wife's mum's knickers 999, 951 Yes, yes I do. Given the chance. ?? I am a twit who has no numeracy skills at all. 999.950 999,941 KMA Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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