Guest Reg Reagan Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 (edited) rite, this is offending people reg so i will have to change this post. Meself personally i find some jokes of this nature funny, same as i find jokes about irish people funny (its still rasicm isnt it!) but i can understand why jokes can be taken offense to, i will put two poor jokes on instead of them ... Police Station toilet stolen....Police have nothing to go on. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Edited January 10, 2006 by ianthetoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 im sorry reg but i didnt find any of those funny and i found them racsist. get off this forum please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 im sorry reg but i didnt find any of those funny and i found them racsist. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed. Obviously Reg didn't come up with that himself, copied it from another site and he probably doesn't realise how offensive it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Jokes are jokes, exactly that will you all calm down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Jokes are jokes, exactly that will you all calm down! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> here here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 well thats what i thought, i can laugh at meself so why cant others laugh at themselves! there jokes at the end of the day but if people take offense then they have to be taken off really dont they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 (edited) No problem with jokes....as in. One female suicide bomber says to another... "Does my bomb look big in this" ..but the second post in particular contained no jokes at all..just anti Palestinian and Arab rant. Thanks for taking it off. Edited January 10, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 yeah i see your point, as long as everyone is happy then its all good come on though lads...put some jokes on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Big Brother has issued an official warning to Michael Barrymore. He has been told he must use the ash trays provided and stop throwing his used fags in the pool. Sorry if its Barrymoreist but i dont care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Ill add a lame oldie....4 now Q) Whats the difference between a Kopite & a Computer? A) Nothing - You have to Punch Information in to both them..!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) 3 Blondes In The Woods Three blondes are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks. The first blonde says "They're deer tracks." The second blonde says "They're bear tracks." The third blonde says "They're moose tracks." Then a train hits them. Edited January 11, 2006 by GoldfishMemory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises the trainer tells them that their next objective is to go down into the woods and catch a rabbit for their supper, returning with it ready to skin and cook. Night falls. First up - the SAS. They don infrared goggles, drop to the ground and crawl into the woods in formation. Absolute silence for 5 minutes, followed by the unmistakable muffled "phut-phut" of their trademark silenced "double-tap". They emerge with a large rabbit shot cleanly between the eyes. "Excellent!" remarks the trainer. Next up - the Paras. They finish their cans of lager, smear themselves with camouflage cream, fix bayonets and charge down into the woods, screaming at the top of their lungs. For the next hour the woods ring with the sound of rifle and machine-gun fire, hand grenades, mortar bombs and blood curdling war cries. Eventually they emerge, carrying the charred remains of a rabbit. "A bit messy, but you achieved the aim; well done", says the trainer. Lastly, in go the coppers, walking slowly, hands behind backs whistling Dixon of Dock Green. For the next few hours, the silence is only broken by the occasional crackle of a walkie-talkie"Sierra Lima Whisky Tango Fanta One, suspect headed straight for you..." etc. After what seems an eternity, they emerge escorting a squirrel in handcuffs. "What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the incredulous trainer,"Take this squirrel back and get me a rabbit like I asked you five hours ago!". So back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, night drags on and turns to day. The next morning, the trainer and the other teams are awakened by the police, holding the handcuffed squirrel, now covered in bruises, one eye nearly shut. "Are you taking the p1ss!!??" asks the now seriously irate trainer. The police team leader nudges the squirrel, who squeaks: "Alright, Alright, I'm a f*****g rabbit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reg Reagan Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 how are these arab joke racist to arab ppl when it was made by a jewish comedian mikeo? the lads on forums.leagueunlimited.com reckon its funny and the mods have let it go dont find anything about it racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 and considering that we have been to several arab countries and that not all arabs have the 'death to the west attitude' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 different opinions ppl, thats what forums are there for arnt they ...lets not get bogged down in arguements of racsim eh more jokes i say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Bird Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Was sent this one as a text Cabbie says to a nun in his cab My fantasy is to be sucked off by a nun She says OK but you must be Catholic and Single Cabbie says he is so nun sucks him. He starts to cry Forgive me sister - I have sinned - I'm married and I'm Jewish Thats Ok says the nun - I'm Kevin and on way to Fancy Dress BB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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