Women

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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

 

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

 

And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his a*se.