Droobie Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 A man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and had sex all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We were at it all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying prick! You've been playing golf!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.