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A couple were going through the traumatic throes of a divorce when the subject of the custody of their 4-year-old became the contended point. The judge said that since the lad's future was at stake he would like to see the young boy alone in chambers. Once in chambers, the judge asked if the boy understood what was happening. The 4-year said, "Yes sir, my mammy and daddy won't be living together any more." "That's correct my boy" said the judge "And would you like to live with mammy?" "No" replied the boy. "Why not?" asked the judge. "Because she beats me!" said the lad. "Hmm" said the judge, "Would you like to live with your daddy then?" Again the boy answered "No". Again the judge asked "Why not?" And the little lad replied "Because he beats me too." "Well then, who do you want to live with?" queried the judge. The young boy quickly replied "Everton, sir." "Why Everton FC?" Asked the puzzled judge. "Because they don't beat anybody" the boy simply replied.

 

   

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If that was bout Liverpool or Man utd it wud be funny

Z-Cars do u no where i can get them songs on mp3?

Same im on ps2 but i am seriously considering gettin a xbox and getting it chipped so i can download my own games for free. Hopefully get 1 for xmas and xbox live aswell. Is xbox live as good as every1 says?

HI Sue lol. First TT gay discussion, well played, Livin legend

So no1 has replied is that because no1 knows any or no1 cares?

Any1 know of any other Everton forums?

Thats coz he has always been injured. He is a cheap option in the january window. He, for one knows where the back of the net is and i think both the teams from Merseyside need a player who can score goals.

 

He's built like an ox and wont let the roughness of the premiership scare him away. I think he will be a good player to get on loan.

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So how do u no Everton r interested in him?

I think the managment bit or career mode is rubish, If you are a top club the transfer window is only open for like 3 weeks so you cant sign many people and you have 2 bids a week , watta loada rubish lol.

Any1 got FIFA manager i hear its good?

Anybody got any Everton Chants and songs post them here.

Richard "cant belive his hands aint butter" Wright, What do u think about him aswell?

What do you think about these 2 players? Good buys or waste of money?

I say let em stay in makes it more interesting if they dont agree, if every1 agreed with everything tht was said it would be boring, i say, let em stay lol

yeah very good signings, lets hope theres more to come!   welcome to the forum total toffee

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Cheers

Yeh im glad bout Neville at left back, I don't rate Bent at all i think its good that he wasnt playing i would much rather start with BT and Big Dunc upfront and if 1 gets injured play 4-5-1.

VDM and Arteta are both quallity, the pace that VDM showed on sat was quite impressive, Arteta is a god at Fk's. Both bargains i think.

a few comments where made by the commentator that made me smile

 

fantastic cross from hibbert!! (it was a great cross but u dont hear that often so it made me smile! )

 

pace from BT there.......how long is it since anyone has said that!!

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I think we will be hearing about Bt more as hes lost sum weight and Hibbert, well every1 has good days, his are just few and far between lol