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#10 - the number of times chelsea football club have asked @suttmar to be there mascott. He rejected each approach. #suttyfacts

#3 is the number of nipples @suttmar has on his body #suttyfacts

#326 is the number of shapes @suttmar threw down last night in the toby @jackredwards #suttyfacts

#5bestgigs ive seen: Limp Bizkit, Micheal Jackson, Prodigy, Pendulum, Kings Of Leon (hard that, could have picked loads others)

#chrisbrownneedsto not be on a benny benassi tune, Beautiful people would be so much better without that bellend brown.

#mygirlfriendisbetterthanyours because she likes star wars. and sex. and at the same time. #winning.

#teamaaron round 2 anyone?

#wakemeupwhen the football season returns! that or when its blow job time, either is good with me.

#whendiditbecomecool to be from wales? Oh wait it didnt. Sheep shaggers.

#freethebigsam outragoues that twitter has banned him @TheBig_Sam

he doesn't realise yet that he is the luckiest baby boy in the world http://t.co/RjbuYsK

13thingsiwant is all rolled up into one big bunch of shit. yeah.

15 is the number of times sutty applied for LFC's sky sports fan zone to only be told no due to X rated laungage at Hicks/Gillet #suttyfacts

2011 is going to be amazing, henry, henrys mummy, his first chirstmas etc. Cannot wait @Amylouisesmyth

3 spambots following me with the same picture, do one you tits

3 stunners isn't enough @WWE we want more!

34553457 seconds is the amount of time Sutty can hold a stare without blinking #scary #suttyfact

37 - number of eggs @suttmar wishes he had in his display picture instead of one which is shaped like his head #suttyfacts

4 is the amount of weeks Sutty-z was number 1 with 99 skem problems #suttyfacts

5 - the number of times sutty falls of his bike per week en route to work #suttyfacts

54 is the amount of seconds @suttmar can hold a fruit pastel in his mouth without chewing #suttyfacts

a fitting song to #rapture day

A kebab to cheer me up after that dreadful performance. #e4c

ahhhh alrrrrrright, i seeeeee. @tomlufckelly and his heroic quotes

aim tonight is a hat-trick, including one fine save from myself in goal and to score 1 outstanding goal in my hat-trick