aaron

although she denies its a date, me and @Amylouises91 are going on a little date tonight just because she loves me.

well in lewis #f1

suck on my chocolate salty balls by Chef? #babymakingsongs

I dont want to get out of bed...so I wont. However I need a shower and food...grrr stupid decisions.

I always knew Amy Winehouse's lifestyle would have grave consequences...

If Amy Winehouse did electric music, she'd be Amy deadmau5

so the 27 club strikes again

so #twat is trending because of the wanted arena tour, i could think of other thing to connect #twat to the wanted.

Haha oh @Amylouises91 hahaha http://t.co/6bAnFFW

got up earlier than i should have just so I can take @Amylouises91 to mcdonalds for breakfast. "enter top bloke thing here"

I has google + #sweet

tbf they can buy yobo off us if they really want, wenger likes his black french speaking players so makes sence. #arsenalgobshites

I saw danny dyer trending. hes not fucked off tv yet? gutted.

even if at the current time of this tweet she hates me i still vote for @Amylouises91 for #misstwitter.

I I guarantee you'll miss me cuz you changed the way you kiss me (8) epic song by @example

Limp Bizkit day for me. Gold Cobra is fucking illin' (YEAH ILLIN' hahaha) #ladiesandgentelmenintroducingthechocolatestarfish

LOL his toe? I blame klitikho as he stepped on his toes alot

Jurassic park was shown a week ago on itv2 wasnt it :S

She licked me like a lollipop #truelyrics

why cant i send any mentions out? my @ only works on myself :S

suprise fucking suprise ITV2 are showing troy for about the millionth time tonight. #neverseenthatcoming

they used to call me grifty mcgrift and i wrote the book on flim flammin.

#teamaaron round 2 anyone?

I need a can of kestral coz my life just got stressful #twistedlyrics

Going to have to frank the tank it tonight!