betty

If you were cilla it would have been "our clure"

but funny

I thought I gave to much thought to bizzare things.

I just jumped out of my skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happeee birrrrthdaaay to yer!

She wants to be careful with boobs like that you need good support.

She'll be sorry when there hangin down by her knees!!!!!

I'd like to see her try and run for a bus

She wouldnt be easy to keep hold of what with all that oil!

Oooo I bet she has trouble with her back.

Arjen Robben. Fucker

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YES YES YES

The only thing I didnt do was pop my pie cherry....

I chickened out and just had a yorkie bar (even though there not meant for girls!)

I admit cats can be a bit evil. I kinda like that about them though

That all seems to have brought this thread to a hault ......random thoughts...... ....

What do you prefer Cats or Dogs?

Im a cat person, I have 3. Two are kittens and the other is a recent homing of a stray.

All are very cute...and just a BIT naughty.

Well I’m no longer a Goodison virgin went to my first game there last sat Stinky Spurs!!!

Have to say apart from the losing thing I really enjoyed it.

It was supposed to be my first this sat but my dads mate asked us to go with him and his little boy (also his first time!)

I don’t know whether it was because we were in the family section but it was a lot less noisy than I expected. No ear plugs required

The best thing I heard shouted was when Danny Murphy and Edgar Davids where warming up near us and having a chat ,some guy shouted something along the lines of “ ere Danny you wanna listen to him e’s a proper footballer”

Anyway looking forward to my next visit, fingers crossed we’ll whoop b’hams ass!

One luxury  :  Fat pipe broadband 

Although wouldnt mind finding Patch and his Fat pipe.......errrr broadband on the island....

I think a perfect island mate would be someone who looked like Brad Pitt but had Hugh Fernley-Whittingstalls foody knowledge

Im sure if my old lady picture was airbrushed she'd look like that

Would you not prefer the older lady?

Fair enough as good a reason as any.

Luxury - Amanda Holden in nothing but an Everton Shirt 

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I wasn't aware people fancied Amanda Holden.....

Album - The best air guitar album in the world ever vol 1

Film - True Romance

Book - Dracula (Bram Stoker)

Luxury - My cat

Adam said..............Maybe he has 2 penis.

 

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Should that be 2 penii, or 2 penis's, ive never talked about them in the plural before  

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According to the dictionary the pural is penes or penises

Ive tried that before...didnt help

I used to know a guy who had 'Made in Southport ' tattooed around his belly button