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RobbieMac

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  1. I would like to know your favourite player past,present, and all time.

    Also you think was the worst player.

    Mine Present Tim Cahill

    All time Duncan Ferguson

    Past Alan Ball Joe Royle Bob Latchford Gordon West

    Worst Richard Wright

     

     

     

    the all best footy player is alan shear was and still is i think because he break the all best goal scorer.

     

    ATB robbiemac

  2. its a view shared by many including a fair few top pundits that given is better than cech, the difference beign as goldy said given plays infrotn of a shtiter defence, but who amtters msot to the team, makes the most stops, and wins the msot points for his team, its given, easily

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    does given play in front of a shity defence or behind :lol:

     

    i now are defence is crapy but he is still one of the best goalies in the prem :P

  3. A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

     

    The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

     

    "You noticed then," quips the duck.

     

    "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

     

    "Of course I can talk," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and my

     

    Sandwich please?"

     

    "Certainly," says the landlord, "Sorry about that, it's just that we

     

    Don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

     

    "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

     

    Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

     

    This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.

     

    The ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says

     

    To

     

      Him, "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would

     

    Be

     

    Brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer and everything!"

     

    "Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, "Get him to give me a call."

     

    So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says,

     

    "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job paying really

     

    Good money!"

     

    "Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

     

    "At the circus," says the landlord.

     

    "The circus?" the duck enquires.

     

    "That's right," replies the landlord.

     

    "The circus?"

     

    "Yes!"

     

    "That place with the big tent?"

     

    "Yeah!"

     

    "With all the animals?"

     

    "Of course!"

     

    "With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle," asks the duck.

     

    "That's right," says the landlord.

     

    The duck now looking confused replied:- "What the f*ck would they want

     

    With a plasterer?"

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    haha off it that one quack quack :lol:

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