sokoto99

During the 1st day at the college, the principal said “if any boy is caught in the girl’s dormitory he will be fined 50 pounds. If he is caught for the 2nd time he will be fined 100 pound, and if caught 3rd time the fine will be 200 pounds. Is this clear? Has any one got a question? One boy stood up and asked the principal “how much would it be for the whole term?

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