james_roberts

Maybe I should get the train down, see if I can pull another 7:1 out of the bag

I am impressed with Portsmouth, but I honestly believe we are a lot better than them =/

Hopefully this will come to fruit

Yes, but 10 seconds... its longer than 100M I know that for a fact

I'd be surprised if anyone can run it in 10 seconds, we would have to fight off the England Olympic tema to keep them at our club lmao

Health teacher comes into school to give the female community a quick talk

He asks; "Do you know what your arsehole is doing during an orgasm?"

And one girl replied; "Yeh, Probrably down the pub with his mates"

Oh my fucking God, what a Birthday present I got

Was really nervous when we kicked off because going forward they looked dangerous, but then we just annihalated them...

would have been nice to get a clean sheet =/

Our singing was tremendous, shut the Mackems up

They were full capacity at the start, at half-time they has almost all gone lol

Highlight? Singing 'Z cars' at the end without the backing track, fucking amazing

Brought a tear to my eye

Has no one else noticed that Yakubu is losing weight? I think we can make Huddlestone thin, or we can send him to fat kids camp... either way

And apart from Aj, Jags and maybe Yobo, who can run that pitch in 10 seconds!

First ever forum, but nervous about sounding a complete mentally retarded character =/

I come from Cumbria in the North-West

Love Everton

Family love Everton

Starting to spread Everton to all my friends (most support the Red Shite)

If you want to know more about me, I have msn =]

james_roberts666@hotmail.com

Thanks for the advice, I certainly won't be leaving

Only good goal I've seen at an Everton match was Arteta against Bolton, and I had to watch it on the bloody screen! Bastard family area

Also, no matter how bad Jones is, I will still want him... love a bloody good striker for once (discounting Vaughn and Anichebe)

Jesus says to John; "Come forth, and I shall grant you eternal life"... but John came fifth and got a toaster

Crap, but it made me laugh

To be honest, I haven't a clue what either of these are

Not stupid, just never been on a forum before

If someone would be kind enough to explain, I would be very greatful

I'm going to this match tomorrow, can't wait, will be my first for a while

16th Birthday present

I think we should "comfertably" win this, I'm not sure that word is in the Everton vocabulary, but I can only hope

Looking forward to watching Kenwyne Jones, I know he is the opposition, but he is an excellent player

Anyone think he'd be worth it in January?

Is it true this guy is only 15?

I, being the retard that I am, have only been him on FIFA, so I am not going to create an opinion based on a game where Johnson ampard are equal...

And you are going to justify this with an explanation?

I'm just saying, on talent alone, he is a good player, well you can say that about Van Der Meyde...

I think Huddlestone would be a good accusition, I know he is overweight, but if we sorted that... and I believe Moyes could, we would have a young player with an amzing range of passing

Obviously, that is my opinion, someone tell me if I am too far out with it

I live miles away from Liverpool, so can only get to 1st team games

What is this lad really like?

You think he can cut it in the Premiership when he gets older?

Me personally think that Vaughn and Anichebe have done really well, but I just don't see them as regular scorers =/

I'm new to this, but Albelda? Are you fucking kidding me?

Yes, sure, he is a good player, a more glorified Carsley, but how amny years will we get out of him? 2 years?

He is past his best in my opinion, going for Diaby is a better option

But there are a few good CDM's we could go for