Adam Partington

'Everybody in the Club Gettin' Tipsy' just appeared on my itunes. I have no idea where it came from but I just had a decent little rude boy bop in my make shift Office. BRAP!

"Ordinary people have had their lives turned upside down" - Enough now you gobshites. The blame game stops now, unemployment, Police, The Government. I haven't seen Cameron running down Oxford Street with a TV. Wind yer neck. You're an embarrassment to my Historic Country. I've got 14 hours on a plane in about 15 mins, I'm leaving the beautiful land of Malaysia for that shite. + if Everton get called off at the weekend (away at Tottenham) I'll hunt down every single one of you quilts.

"Owww yea, that Carol Vorderman's a right sought" - My Grandad discussing the loveable middle aged chick from Countdown. Epic.

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping." - Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"You act like you've never seen a white person before. Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door ..." - The Real Slim Shady's words are quite relevant to where me & Mitch Freeley are at the moment

“I used to stick the ball in the net and bow three times to the kop. They never liked me doing that.” Dixie Dean.

13 days until I return to Mother England - "Whoomp! (There It Is)"

Ace win for Futera FC this morning and the most exciting Football project on the Planet!

After two days I'm finally back in Kota. Wiped Out.

Already been done by one bunch of Manc's. Hopefully Stoke won't make it two. Goooarrnn Stoke.

Although being on a Malaysian Beach for Xmas would have had it's advantages, there really is no place like home at Xmas. Best so far, lotta love and more Carling...

Although I thought Thierry Henry's comeback was pretty epic and he's the best Footballer ever to grace the PL. Let us not forget this is the fella who robbed the Irish of their appearance in South Africa a few years back. Bandwagon.

Andy Vosper (Sabah Business Man of the Year, 2009, 2010, 2011) "When I was younger I just wanted to set up a company and employ a load of tramps to work for me"...

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Any of the Futera FC lads out in Luton?

Anyone been to see Mission Impossible yet? Worth it?

Anyone local know anyone or some place I can get hold of a cheap 50cc Scooter?

Are the Spice Girls the only Women in the World who have become better looking as they've got older?

As it stands, Victor Anichebe has scored more goals than anybody in world football in 2012! Have that you boing boing Quilts.

As it's now 12 O'Clock in Malaysia - Selamat Tahun Baru to my Brothers & Sisters in the East!

Barack is right though, there is a hint of irony to think that most of us found out about the death of Steve Jobs via one of the systems he invented...

BBC News reckons 'Gadaffi might have slipped into Jordan'. Is there anyone that Katie Price won't fuck?

Be careful you don't lose yer chick when I Dance. CHHHOOOOOOONNNNNN

Been back in London five minutes, already had some youth ask me for money, already been squashed on the tube & already I wanna clock someone + Everton have lost. Not a happy camper.

Beers with my Southern Pals & the Irishman today. Boom.