Adam Partington

Thanks for the Birthday Messages so far people. Very Kind. Can I swap each wall post for a Brandy like? Nice One.

I forgot just how excellent Blur were.

On the march with Banko's Army. Blackpool bound.

Tim Howard beat Blackburn Rovers on his own. American's are Bullet. Modern day Romans.

Bombshell.

Off up Goodison later with John Partington & Carl Tindall, although we are looking a bit like a crock of s**t at the moment you really can't beat the feeling of going back to your spiritual home. Forever Everton.

Are the Spice Girls the only Women in the World who have become better looking as they've got older?

I'd like to apologise to Kenny Dalglish for screaming Everton at him & then lobbing a blue marker pen in his direction in South West London yesterday. I'd also like to apologise to the good people taking part in Pub Quiz at the nice establishment in Twickenham last night for mine & Carl Tindall's behaviour. I blame Tony Diaz for that. I'd also like to apologise to the lady working in KFC for the...

Been back in London five minutes, already had some youth ask me for money, already been squashed on the tube & already I wanna clock someone + Everton have lost. Not a happy camper.

Who's around for a kick about in Walton with me & Scott Banks, 7:00pm? Give us a shout.

Just had a MASSIVE nostalgic moment walking through the Walton Estate.

If you like tweeting, this guy is good value I'm told: @AdamPartington

Boys/Girls - Anyone own a Camera (or know anyone that does) & can make it to QPR's Training Ground tomorra morning? Earn yerself a bit of pocket money for a few hours work+ Skysports will be there! So if you want to make connections then even better, drop me a line. Holla like.

in the inspirational worlds of Enland Captain Rio Ferdinand... "You've Been Merked!"

"Ordinary people have had their lives turned upside down" - Enough now you gobshites. The blame game stops now, unemployment, Police, The Government. I haven't seen Cameron running down Oxford Street with a TV. Wind yer neck. You're an embarrassment to my Historic Country. I've got 14 hours on a plane in about 15 mins, I'm leaving the beautiful land of Malaysia for that shite. + if Everton get called off at the weekend (away at Tottenham) I'll hunt down every single one of you quilts.

No matter where I roam, I will return to my English Rose.

JD on a School Night. Ouch.

I see Disney have announced they are bringing back Winnie the Pooh, so can they now explain why the fella wears a T-Shirt but no Pants?

Have you ever been Video Calling your mate Scott Banks on Skype when he just casually gets up, takes his laptop into the toilet & then proceeds to take a shit right in front of you?

Sunday Sun. Pool to myself. 80's Groove CD. Fresh Fruit & a can of Tiger. Only thing needed now is one of me Dad's funny Cigarettes. However, one does doubt that would go down well, Muslim Country & all.

Highlight of the night, Fraser Pook's car breaking down. Other highlight was convincing local Malaysian Premier League Star Striker to swap Green Tea for Tequila. He did. He is now the Lee Sharp of Malaysian Football. Yes. Good Work Adam.

Call yerself a Football fan… Bet you don't know who Jaffar Khan is?

Jangan biarkan Andy Vosper. Saya need you to stay, saya will have to Kerja to hard bro! Hanya satu Andy Vospa la.

Andy Vosper (Sabah Business Man of the Year, 2009, 2010, 2011) "When I was younger I just wanted to set up a company and employ a load of tramps to work for me"...

13 days until I return to Mother England - "Whoomp! (There It Is)"