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Cursing other men because they get more pussy than you seems rather bitter.

Boom, headshot. Heres a list of words to try out, bitches.

die-won't spoil it

shake - jiggly asses

fight - comic

jump - bouncy tits

shoot - the one in the red pants poses solo

workout/grind - similar to shake

drink - drunk slutty white bitches yo

whore - they all flip you off

read - The Sun, how did I guess.

fall - the one in red pants stacks it

herbie - they all get in bikinis and arouse the car. This is a good one.

flash - semi strip from the one on the left

drive/fuck - they get out of my dreams and into the car, then strip and dog it.

dogging/beg - thats right ladies.

schoolgirl/hug - group hug and titrub.

brazillian - the ugly one on the right strips slightly on her own.

tickle/play - they tickle the one in the middle.

anal/penis - oh no no no.

feel/grope - now THATS what I'm talkin 'bout! girl in the middle strips to bra, gets touched up.

superman - wrong as wrong can be.

flap - disco, then the wierdest fucking dancing ever ( David Brent? ).

give head/give birth/give to charity/give * - "In Your Dreams"

stimulate - wet t-shirt contest.

lollypops - all of them enjoy a sucker

suck - replace candy with fingers

pussy - hehehe

Someone print a list of commands. I want to see a bit of soapy minge but I'm not having any luck. The best I can do is to get one to spray foam on her tats

Sony Ericcsson K750i. Just about the best phone you can get for reasonable money. 2 megapixel camera with flash, shoots videos, mp3 player, mp3 ringtones, 3d games, 64mb memory stick with 32mb on the phone. I've had mine for a week and its awesome.

Thanks for the spank material. I'm going to be here all night.

ActivSurf is a packard bell program that detects an open internet connection and then downloads any relevant updates. Most spyware detection programs flag it as spyware, so more than likely you would want to delete it. Download Spybot S&D, and run it and it should find and eliminate ActivSurf.

Ah, we'll fuck them over.

Dont worry chaps.

Damn right, a chick with a dick is the best of both worlds.

I really wish my delete key worked right about now.

Honestly, who gives a shit who gets up to what in their own bedroom. I'm sure there are plenty of posters here with their own dark bedroom secrets. Do I care if James Mcfadden likes a bit of cock? Hell, no. If he doesnt care that I like a bit of fanny, wheres the trouble?

He could be the biggest queen in the UK if he was banging in the goals every week. He isnt scoring shit though, so fuck him, the gay twit.

Run Spybot S&D, and AdAware that should remove all spyware from yout PC. Then download Firefox and say goodbye to IE forever. Firefox is fantastic, its faster, more efficient and easier to use than Internet Explorer and also wont infect your PC with spyware every 6 minutes.

The image has to be hosted on the internet too. You cant just link to something on your hard drive, it wont show up. Get a photobucket account and and you can upload the image from your computer to there, then link to it in your sig.

I'm glad that wonderfull comedian graced us with his presence. Too bad I wasnt that clever or funny.....................

OK, sorry if anyone took offense to my so-called "blatant racism" that was edited by a mod, I was just following in Pryors own footsteps. Racism was part of his routine, and to quote him

"I decided to make it my own, Nigger. I decided to take the sting out of it. Nigger. As if saying it over and over again would numb me and everybody else to its wretchedness."

I'm a huge fan of him and his comedy style. He was brutal, and my post was a tribute to that. Sorry if anyone took it the wrong way. Maybe I expected too much.

"People can't always handle it, but I knew that if you tell the truth it's going to be funny,"

It would probably be a good idea to learn how to spell thick before criticising other peoples spelling.