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Southampton are due a good hiding. We're the ones to give it to them.

Spurs game will probably decide who gets Europe between spuds or Liverpool.... Just saying IF we were to lose, and spurs were to finish with the European spot then I wouldn't be as upset

I would sooner Liverpool rather than Spurs qualify for Europa as the distraction of playing in Europa next season will prevent them from, once again, qualifying for their prized Champs League. We can also say without us beating Spurs they wouldn't be in Europe anyway. They've also had two bites of the European cherry this season and still failed.

That's us OK for this division for next season. All that lovely telly wonga to spend.

My hopes for some of our games for rest of this season;

Batter Southampton, God they're boring

Hope that our destruction of Aston Villa goes some way to sending them down

A resounding victory over Spurs on the last day

Google neolive, there's a few on there mate

Thank you.

Anyone willing to share stream details for this?

Win this we are 9 points ahead of Burnley with 8 games to go. If we are to be relegated this means Burnley will have to win 3 and draw 1 of their last 8 games and we lose all 8 of our remaining games. That isn't going to happen and I didn't think, last August, I would be posting about finishing above Burnley, after four fifths of the season.

We'll win tomorrow. I hope Villa replace Burnley in the bottom 3 at the end of the season.

We had more attempts at goal than they did.

Same number on target.

What happened to us tonight could so easily have been avoided if more of Wolfsburg's 60 attempts against us had gone in. They've just scored after 23 minutes in Milan.

Martinez thinks he's Kevin We'll Fucking Score More Than You Keegan.

If Stones and Gibson were fit then Martinez should be sacked for starting Alcyraz and that plodding fucking carthorse Barry ahead of those two.

Was that the first time we have scored from a corner this season?

We choked on the big occasion yet again

 

Roberto got his team selection, tactics and substitutions all horribly wrong. I would rather see Atsu at CB

Atsu can come and empty my bin if he wants to

What?!

Atsu is fucking garbage!

Kevin Ratcliffe can fuck right off as well!

The referee is also shite. All Kiev have to do is fall down and the foul is theirs. Kiev even started applauding each other when they get a foul.

Alcaraz & Atsu = Awful. Truly awful! If Atsu is a footballer I'm Lionel Messi. As for Alcatraz - no words!

Kiev are shite - one man team - all they've done for the last two goals is lump balls forward and wait for us to make mistakes.

Terrible selection by Martinez.

We have to pick up at least 8 points from the 4 teams below us who we are yet to play. Our own and their other results going in our favour will help but 8 points minimum when we play them is a must so 36 points are needed.

Burnley have beaten Man City and are now 3 points behind us. The importance of 3 points from this game can't be overstated.

I think it's clever manipulation of the situation. We all know now that so much goes on in the penalty area for corners.

I'm not sure if it's legal, the lines are seriously blurred now aren't they?

Crikey, when was the last decision for obstruction? Does it happen anymore?!!

It used to be an indirect free kick. Can't remember last time I saw one of those round the box either. Almost everything seems to be a direct shot on goal from the dead ball.

He's suspended for Sunday.

Not another thing he's mistimed! His missus will be cross.

Which Muslims exactly?

 

I agree with the general point because it annoys me (eg Pienaar's "God is great" vest) but it's majorly a Christian thing as far as I can see.

 

Can't recall a single incident of a Muslim player doing what you suggest.

Don't fret, Mike. Demba Ba and Papiss Demba Cisse are a couple you could look out for. Ba currently plays for Besiktas, who we may yet play this season and you can look out for Cisse once he returns from his latest spitting ban, following his recent elbowing Coleman ban. Do also forgive the omission of the acute on Cisse's e.

Great player for us. Exactly what we need, right now.

regarding barry some people on here havnt got a clue about football.

I know mate. He's a fat-arsed carthorse, isn't he. Wonder if he'll get booked again on Sunday? Maybe his missus wants to go away for Easter?:-D

1 Chelsea - from the top of the shop down through their nobhead manager to their not so humble fans they represent everything which is bad about football

2 Liverpool and Arsenal - in equal measures. It's always some other fuckers fault with these two

Man City and Man Utd - don't pay them much attention - plastic clubs, like Chelsea - I remember when all 3 were really shite and Mancs always have been and always will be the same so accept the things you cannot change and don't waste your energy

3 points on Sunday and 8 against the 4 teams currently below us, when we play them, and all is well for the league.

BBC online stats have Kyiv making 10 attempts to our 16. I can recall them making 4, including their poxy goal.

More of the same on Sunday against that bag of shite and we'll beat them 14-6!

Please explain why when I comment on a post with the odd swear word I get banned you nazi pricks

Shouldn't Nazi have a capital N? Maybe that's why? Strict on here for things like that!

i am on record but a goal means nothing the scottish ginger scum brings nothing i haven't hated a player this much since saha

Must be a ginger phobia. Although Saga was ginger for a while he definitely wasn't Scottish - not with those legs.