aaron

dno why its trending but in the normal sence i am definityly a Heavy Metal Lover

right busy busy day if I do everything I need to do, be assed though? #FCScorgasm is calling me

Howard webb is trending coz the shite cant take defeat, fucking typical. #dooneyoucunts

southport in the championship, summer move to a big prem team has been lined up, my fm11 story is vast in this game #fm11

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? he doesnt, he's fucking dead.

LOL MW3 has been fully leaked! hahahahaha http://kotaku.com/5801345/where-youll-go-how-youll-kill-and-who-will-die-in-modern-warfare-3

wow wow wow http://daftpunk.themaninblue.com/ #daftpunk

win the new away kit with @nsno : http://goo.gl/s1BkQ

Ant? Who is ant damn predictive text. I meant Amy

also another thing to instantly get me into a good mood is seeing tinnie weenie henry's little face. #awwww

great kid, dont get penisy #familyguystarwars

wenger didnt see anything either did he the cheese eating surrender monkey

perfect weekend. Amy, Henry, Everton, pub, eating out. Absolutly perfect.

on another note amy is fast asleep SNORING her head off next to me whilst me mum has took the bambino to me nans. aww.

let the tash see the gash

3 spambots following me with the same picture, do one you tits

May the 4th be with you.

ahhhh alrrrrrright, i seeeeee. @tomlufckelly and his heroic quotes

Skynet is online today meaning we are about to die

The booing from 47,000 Newcastle fans has injured Michael Owen's eardrums.so he's now out injured for another month with Tinnitus.

Bale poy? Wrong. Cole over baines? Wrong. Footballers thick as shit? Correct. #bainesovercole

Last rt shows how much some people are serious nutcases

time of footy, you stay classy san diego. #imascore0goalsasim100percenteunfit #wheresmebifftas?

Jft96

Motherfucker I'm dre. #letmeride #nowplaying