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Schadenfreude.............. you cant beat it. At least they got manager of the year for winning nothing. And the re-invented Tiny Tears Teeth-Offside- Suarez is a better player than Yaya Toure. Havn't stopped laughing. Good game at your place, even the stewards were taking selfies with Ricky Hatton at half time. Pisses on Anfield. I know its fashionable to slag off the Europa League, but an Everton mate of mine went to Nuremburg a couple of years ago and had the time of his life. I've done Poznan, Copenhagen, Turin, Shalke04 and a few others in the Europa League and every trip was a good crack. Ignore the pundits and embrace it. Its better than going to Sunderland. Here's to next season...........

How's it hanging, plastic scouser ? I take it you weren't at Anfield at the weekend with your half and half scarf, camera and A to Z of Merseyside . Or were you in the comfort of a pub 'smelling the fear' after the previous 2 week wankfest. Have a shite summer in your red and white bridesmaid dress and remember first is first and second is nothing. Tosser.

Good discussion about the City game. I 'm thrown by the general Everton/ Liverpool love - in.......I'd live with relegation if it stopped United winning the League . This proper Everton fan 'Brett Angel ' ' gets it, the lad from God knows where , ' red army ' hasn't got a clue about living in a city with 2 teams ...... Sounds like your standard Liverpool fan with his camera and half and half scarf. Red Army asks you to put ' the mercenary' Vincent Kompany behind Stevie Dullard . Kompany came to City for small change from Hamburg when we were mid table shite at the time. About the same time as Zabaleta who was bought from Espanyol for a set of tracksuits and a time share. The pair of them would walk into any team . After that City have had their pants down , and I don't have any issues with Platini and FFP.......if you fly too close to the sun etc . But sometimes you get a player and forget about the cost and just enjoy . Yaya Toure was asked why he never seems to look at the goal when he pops one in.......he replied " the goal doesn't move" . .....Gerrard and Sturridge couldn't wipe his arse . Saturday is a cheeky one at your place . I go to Goodison each year and come home with the usual defeat. Despite all the previous nonsense I,ve waffled I think your lot will cost City the League or you could argue that City will cost themselves the League. CIty sold their 3000 out within 10 minutes , so I'll be amongst the great unwashed who are travelling without tickets. Any spares, two together? you never know.