Celtstoffee

Can't believe people are really saying Linderoth is a good player. He's neat & tidy on the ball (the least you would expect of a professional footballer) and can deliver a decent set-piece but thats it. He's not very creative and for somebody who plays a holding midfield role he is very poor at breaking up play and lacks aggression. He wouldn't get near the current Everton side.

IMO he could do a decent job abroad simply because its not as physical as the Premier League.

How about this one ? To the tune of Robbie Williams, Rock DJ.

-We know you wont grow

-But we love ya like yobo

-Blues getting excited

-Our kids even more so

-Wave your hands if it’s a pen

-Can you kick it ?

-(Yes you can)

-I got

-joy

-You got

-cash

-You’re worth every penny

-You’ve got the gift

-Go and stick it in the goal

-Its time to please everybody

The blues are back in business

The world, The world’s our witness

Every girl, every man

Park End, do you hear me ?

Gladwys St, can you feel me ?

Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ

Cos you’re making me feel so nice

Blues do not choose, AJ

Cos being the best’s our birthright

Arteta’s neat passes

Support from the masses

Beattie with the head

Or reading back passes

Have a proper giggle

and shoot on sight

Cos when Goodison rocks

It rocks all night

(Right)

You got the ball, then slipped your man

It’s time to please everybody

If you can’t score a goal

And tim or ossie can

Its time to please everybody

The Reds will be easy

They’ll no longer tease me

We’ve got the AJ plan

Park End, do you hear me?

Gladwys St, can you feel me ?

Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ

Cos you’re making me feel so nice

Blues do not choose, AJ

Cos being the best’s our birthright

I want another goal, AJ

Cos you’re making me feel so nice

Blues do not choose, AJ

Cos being the best’s our birthright

Penalties aint easy

Most of them freeze me

Home or away

Penalties aint easy

But if you’re taking it, (taking it, taking it)

It's alright

Come on Everton

I want another goal, AJ

Cos you’re making me feel so nice

Blues do not choose, AJ

Cos being the best’s our birthright

I want another goal, AJ

Cos you’re making me feel so nice

Blues do not choose, AJ

Cos being the best’s our birthright

I want another goal, AJ

Cos you’re making me feel so nice

Blues do not choose, AJ

Cos being the best’s our birthright

I want another goal, AJ

Cos you’re making me feel so nice

Blues do not choose, AJ

Cos being the best’s our birthright