my_dad_knows_anichebe

My Dad's mate is currently doing some building work on the house next-door to Victor Anichebe's home. As my Dad's mate was fixing a gutter on the roof of the house he saw Vic walk out and so he rushed down from the ladder to say hello and try and get an autograph for his son. After getting an autograph he asked how life was at Goodison and Victor said it was good and that he was looking forward to the new season. ( This happened last week by the way thursday i think ) AND, as most Everton fans know, we need a striker so Phil, my dad's friend, asked if Vic knew of any possibilities and to Phil's suprise he said he dudnt know of any real strikers in line for a move here but he did know that Moisey mentioned a move for United's South Korean midfielder Ji-Sung Park and that he was in contact with Man U about a possible move !! Then vic rushed off in a black 4x4 and that was that ! I personally didnt believe this at 1st but Phil who rarely bullshits seemed adamant that this was all TRUE. Your thaughts please.