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  1. THREE EVERTON FANS AND THREE LIVERPOOL FANS ARE TRAVELLING BY TRAIN TO THEIR RESPECTIVE F.A.CUP TIES IN LONDON.

    AT THE STATION, THE THREE REDS BUY A TICKET AND WATCH AS THE THREE EVERTONIANS BUY JUST ONE TICKET BETWEEN THEM.

     

    "HOW ARE THE THREE OF YOU GOING TO TRAVEL ON ONLY ONE TICKET?" ASKS ONE OF THE KOPITES.

     

    "WATCH AND LEARN." ANSWERS ONE OF THE BLUE NOSES. THEY ALL BOARD THE TRAIN. THE KOPITES TAKE THEIR RESPECTIVE SEATS BUT ALL THREE EVERTONIANS CRAM INTO A TOILET AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM.

     

    SHOTLY AFTER THE CONDUCTOR COMES AROUND COLLECTING TICKETS. HE KNOCKS ON THE TOILET DOOR AND SAYS, "TICKETS PLEASE." THE DOOR OPENS AND A SINGLE ARM EMERGES WITH A TICKET IN HAND. THE CONDUCTOR TAKES IT AND MOVES ON.

     

    THE KOPITES SEE THIS AND AGREE IT WAS QUITE A CLEVER IDEA. SO AFTER THE GAME, THEY DECIDE TO COPY THE EVERTON FANS ON THE RETURN TRIP AND SAVE SOME MONEY (BEING CLEVER WITH MONEY AND ALL THAT)

    WHEN THEY GET TO THE STATION, THEY BUY SINGLE TICKET FOR THE RETURN TRIP. TO THEIR ASTONISHMENT, THE EVERTONIANS DON’T BUY A TICKET AT ALL.

     

    "HOW ARE ALL YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITHOUT ANY TICKET?" SAYS ONE PERPLEXED RED. " WATCH AND LEARN," ANSWERS A BLUENOSE.

     

    WHEN THEY BOARD THE TRAIN THE THREE KOPITES CRAM INTO A TOILET AND SOON AFTER THE THREE EVERTON FANS CRAM INTO ANOTHER NEARBY. THE TRAIN DEPARTS.

     

    SHORTLY AFTERWARDS, ONE OF THE EVERTONIANS LEAVES THE TOILET AND WALKS OVER TO THE TOILET WHERE THE KOPITES ARE HIDING. HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND SAYS, "TICKET PLEASE.”

  2. What would everyones teams for the derby be?

     

    -----------------------Howard--------------------------

     

    Hibbert---------Yobo--------Lescott----------Baines

     

    Arteta------Graveson-------Carsley---------Pienaar

     

    ------------------------Cahill---------------------------

     

    -----------------------Johnson-------------------------

     

    ^^^ Id play that if Cahills back only because we won 3-0 last time with that formation

     

    IMO Carsley suits the type of game the derby usually is and he should go into the midfield to rough it up a bit.

     

    -----------------------Howard-------------------------

     

    Hibbert--------Yobo------------Stubbs--------Baines

     

    -----------------------Carsley-------------------------

     

    -----Arteta----------Graveson------------Pienaar----

     

    --------------Yakubu-----------Johnson---------------

     

    Go on..

     

    So you're just going to leave Lescott out the squad?

  3. I did not say a word from the 2nd penalty miss until i got home. Could not believe what happened. Now if we had sunk those 2 pens 3-1 and most of the utter rubbish written on this thread would not be here. The so called fans who want Moyes out on his head are absolute nobeds. Yes it was inexplically shit but thats a ridiculous comment.

     

    Players thought it was too easy. The defence were non existent and like schoolboys with nobody doing their duties. Neville is shit and has been for a while. Fuck only know how he's our captain. Win in Kharkiv? Thats what we need to do and with the missing players from last night we should do it.

     

     

    Awsome post!

    Exactly my view!

     

    Why u all saying "Sack Moyes"? 1 bad Formational desicion, when we had no good midfielders to pick from xcept Jags?Who didn't even start!

    Defence is awsome but last nite they fought they wouldn't have to even touch the ball, " hey Lescott lets walk back to our position, Lescott: yh sound Yobo lad" flipping joke!

    But They now know they aren't going to be a Walk in the Park and hopefully we will have sum quality players back!!

     

     

    (How long is arteta out for?)

  4. You may sing aloud, it doesn't help you, our boys will dispassionately hear your songs, but do their part.

    I think the score will be 1:1 at Goodison park.

    But seriously, I would like to ask you who is the best player in Everton now, on your opinion. And what the strongest side of your team? Defensing, forwarding, playmaking or half-backing?

     

    IgorM!

     

    I think perhaps you've been misled by some people here!

     

    You ask who is our best player!.......I will be more honest,and just hope you don't pass this

    information to your teams officials!

     

    Best player is right back Hibbert!......no way will you have any luck against him,so don't even

    think about going down the right hand side....try through the middle where we have the

    new lad Lescott who seems weak and his partner Yobo who also isn't very good,that's the

    way through our defence!

    As for Arteta.......overated!!....you wont even need to mark him!

    Our main front man Andy Johnson!Well he's ok....but bloody slow.

     

    We also have a lad called Gravesen.....very shy and timid!!Get one of your boys to wind

    him up,and he'll be very quiet.

     

    Good luck!....and keep this to yourself :blink:

     

     

    Damn u know our squad inside out, if Igorm told the club this they would batter us atleast double figures!!! but u failed to mention that Metalist strikers should just fire a Rocket shot straight at howad (keeper) he can't catch, so will deflect in!

    and put in the Crunching tackles on Graveson and he will run away from ou when u come near him!

  5. Hi there!

     

    I hope you all are well. :)

    So, does anybody know what the price for the tickets on the oncoming game Everton vs Metalist is going to be?

    Are there any special sectors for supporters of away team at your stadium? I don't want to shout out "METALIST" when everyone around me is shouting out something else, you know... And shouting "G-O-A-L" might be not that pleasant experience at all :D

    Also I'd like to know if it is possible to buy the tickets on the match day right before the game or is it better to book them online in advance?

    Could you also advise me of the prices for meal, drinks etc? Are there any places in your city you can recommend? I am looking forward to your answers.

    Thanks

     

    P.S: Sorry for my poor English

     

    hi mate,

     

    not sure off the prices of the tickets yet, booking your ticket online would be the best option as you are then garanteed a seat, but its all down to how many fans you have flying over really.

     

    Places to eat, their is a McDonalds takeaway, average meal £4. Subway(sandwich parlor)£3, but round the stadium their are a lot of chip shops, so is easy place to get food, prices inside stadium are quite hefty, £3 for a hotdog, £1.50 for fizzy drinks, can't remember how much ale is, its chang beer.

     

    And their is an away end for you Metalist fans to sit at. but it would be ok if we all sat together because you would never be shouting G-O-A-L, you may be shouting O-W-N G-O-A-L, but theirs no way you r strikers are getting past Yobo and Lescott.

  6. At the moment

    Howard

    neville© yobo lescott baines

    peinarr graversen jagielka arteta

    johnson yak

     

    wen cahill is bk

    Howard

    neville© yobo lescott baines

    graversen cahill jagielka arteta

    johnson yak

     

    id like 2 see tha

     

    yh id like to see it aswell, pienaar isnt strong enough on the ball to be a winger, but Vaughan could definatley soon be pushing for AJ's spot or just be the super sub!

  7. Without Fernandes the season wont be too bad!

    ...................................................Howard.

     

    .......Hibbert(his season will improve)...............................Baines(great buy)

     

    .................................Yobo..............................Lescott.

     

    .....................................Jagielka............Gravo.

    ..............................Arteta..................................Cahill.

     

    ...........................................Yakubu.........AJ.

     

    subs Vaughan.

    Neville

    Stubbs

    Piennar

    Osman

    McFadden

     

    That squad should give most teams a lot of problems.

    Arteta,Cahill and Gravo can create.........the odd long ball wont now perhaps be wasted,

    and some great subs to bring on!

     

     

    Not a bad team u got their but the likelyhood is that Neville being the captain, their is know way he is going to be dropped to the bench, so get rid of hibbert and put neville in their. also switch arteta and cahill around, arteta is a menace on the left and cahill with his inswinging balls from the right hand side, a Killer!

     

    but lets be real about it McFadden on the subs bench! Anichebe or Vaughan should be their.

  8. Awrite lads, im new on here, as a scottish everton fan i dont get to see as much of the team as i would like so i thought signing up here would be a good way to keep up to date with the goings on! got a quick question and im hoping someone can fill me in, Gravesens just came back from Celtic, and he was erratic to say the least in his year up here and IMO got unfairly ostracised by Strachan, what was he like in his time at us? I can remember him being brilliant but as i say, i dont see the full games that often and how a player is playing on tv can be totally different from watching him at a game. any thoughts?

     

     

    Personally i fink that the 3 years or so he was with us he must have had 6 months where he was awsome, motm most games, but he had his off days, some days he couldn't pass a ball 10yards but other days he could do a 50yard ball straight to the players feet.

  9. hi,

    does anybody here sit near lower glwyds/ bullends corner?

     

    If so Did any of you see that argument Break out with 20 mins to go till full time, first it was a random women moaning about nout, then this fella infront of me purely has her off calling her all the names under the sun, then these two guys from bullends start kicking off, swearing at each other then one of the guys from bullends walks to the rail dividing lower glwyds and bullends trys to get over but Stewards stop him then cos he cant get over for a fight he tells him to come outside, he doesnt do nothing the guy infront of me for 5 mins then he rushes outside with a mate. so we will see at the next home game what happened!

     

    Any1 else see?

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