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  3. Liverpool

    in Match Days

    Posted

    Teams In

     

    Howard, Hibbert, Yobo, Jagielka, Lescott, Neville, Carsley, Osman, Peinaar, Arteta, Yakubu

     

    Subs - Wessels, Baines, Valente, Fernandes, Gravesen

     

     

    Shitttttt =\

  5. Sperm Bank

    in Jokes

    Posted

    A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door

     

    He Says "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

     

     

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

     

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

     

    Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

    The girl drinks another one.

    Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband

     

    He Says "Not that fucking difficult is it?"

  9. Jags - England?

    in General Everton Discussion

    Posted · Edited by adamefc1

    I Think Its Not Right That Jagielka Isnt In That Squad!

    I Fail To See How David Wheater Is Better In Any Way?

    Dont Get Me Wrong He's A Good Player

    Jags Has Been Far Superior With Technique And Consistency Though

    And Middlesborough Are Fighting A Relagation Battle

    He Cant Be Engand Material Ahead Of Jagss Surely.

  10. Lee Bullen

    in Jokes

    Posted

    Soccer Am

     

    Guest An Sheffield Wednesday Player Lee Bullen

    Is Playing A Friendly For Hong Kong Against England

    He Finds Himself 1 on 1 With David Seaman

    Unfortunatly Seaman Saves

    After The Cut Screen

    Bullen Scratches his Head And Says

    " Ive Always Had That Problem

    Seaman Coming Out To Quickly"

    Just Astonishes Everyone

     

    Made Me Chuckle :D

     

    COYBB!

  11. Andy Johnson

    in General Everton Discussion

    Posted · Edited by adamefc1

    Does Anyone Know Why Andy Johnson Constantly Gets Booed At Away Grounds?

     

    At Sunderland Today I Have Know Idea Why But He Was Constantly Booed.

     

    Somehow It Could Be This "Rep" He Has For Diving.

     

    Maybe Its Cozz Hes A Good Player

     

    Whichever Way Im Confused =S

  13. Fiorentina (away) 1st Leg

    in Match Days

    Posted

    I thinkk we just got knockeddd out of europe by our own captian tbhhh

    (he was shocking)

     

    to many other players just didnt do it! was pienarr playing ?

     

    Totally Agree Neville was shocking

    but he is shocking anyway

     

    Has Anyone ever seen tony hibberts hands?? there always in his sleeve just shows how much he wants to play

     

    Everbody Bar Howard Didnt Even Want To Be There Tonight

     

    Taking Nothing Away From The Much Better Team Though - Fiorentina

     

    An How Shit Was The Referee!

  14. Media Coverage

    in General Everton Discussion

    Posted

    What pisses me off on MOTD is, after we've had our 5 minute highlights, the camera turns to Gary Linker and says "and a good result for everton there" THATS IT! No reaction! fuck off. We are 4th and deserve recognition not the shite coverage we get. Probs doesn't help that there's 2 redhsites on the panel.

     

    Just like to add that the way commentators bum liverpool in the CL is absolutley pathetic. Inter game guy talking about carragher coming out and saying their performance against the all mighty barnsley was simply not good enuff, then he went on to say if only all football players were as honest as carragher. WTF?! If liverpool had an ass it would be red raw.

     

    Theres my rant,

     

    I agree if jamie carragher was so "honest" surely he would have been man enough to come out after the derby and say it was a penalty for my foul on lescott.

     

    On the whole media thing perhaps it can be a blessing in disguise, i for one like it that we dont make the back page every week and take up the usual 5th spot on match of the day.

     

    COYB

  15. Brann. (home)

    in Match Days

    Posted

    Fantastic We Were Immense In The End

    Feed The Yak =)

    Bring On Anyone And Everyone

     

    Only Downside To The Night

    Walking Out To No Z Cars =0 Shocking

    Street End Howver Give There Own Rendition

    To Continue The Tradition

     

    COYB

    WE SHALL NOT BE MOVEDDDDDD !!!!!

  18. Big Sam

    in General Football and Sport Discussion

    Posted

    Its Really Stating To Become A Joke

    Given Time Im Sure He Would Have Done Well

    Take Bolton It Took Him 8 Years To Get Them To Where They Are Now

     

    Newcastle Wernt In Exactly In Any Crisis Either

    Just Fans Who Expect Things To Change For The Better Over Night

     

    Thanks God Big Bill Stuck With Moysey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. West Ham Cup

    in Match Days

    Posted

    Semis Are Over Two Legs

    But Who Gives A Shit

    Where Goin 2 Wembely

     

    Feed The Yak

    Feed The Yak

    Feed The Yak And He Will Score

     

    Wooooooooooooooo

     

    Bring On The Shite

    Or Fucking Anybody

     

    Everton OOOO

    We Love Everton

  24. Fc Nürnberg

    in Match Days

    Posted

    the team i think will play

     

    Howard

    neville... yobo... jags... lescott

    carsley

    peinaar... cahill... osman... arteta

    yak

     

    bench

    wessels

    hibbo

    valente

    gravesen

    macfadden

    vaughan

    anichebe

     

    (provided stubbs an baines are injured)

    of course this is the same team that played mostly against brum

    but i think it will be go there an get the job done

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