thebluenose

bobby robson is in line up for the hearts job so we can relax for now

hell prob be assasinated in his ford lincon on the way to Goodison as BK wanted to parade him. a shot from the grassy knoll will blow half his brains out. and BK and wyness will create a huge conspiracy

turner desrves to get a chance as he has conceeded less goals in ressie football than teflon and whats the point of buying him if he doesnt play.

we got nothing to lose and we can all see that wright is really bad. so lets give turner his chance

he prob has lost his virginity as he is the youngest premiership and Everton scorer

actually. we shouldnt give him too many games. let him progress and mature slowly and drip feed him in to the first team. because the last thing we need is another rooney.

give him a few sub appearences and carling cup games (providing were still in it)

perfect example

teddy sheringham

id go for keane and if not so go for nugent

good point but let us have our moment. its about time we had some success

whenever i play football (i dont play for a team) i always play in defence and stay back. and i could score 20 a season up there

no im happy with the ginger messiah

great pen by BT. i think he had a good game on the grounds he didnt get injured. give him another game against boro and if he comes through unscathed and scores then well see if he stands by his promise of scoring

god if keane went to celtic hed be scoring 50 a season as that league is so easy to score.

not knocking martyn hes been a great servant to our club. but we can all see that signs of age are creeping up with him.

id say give turner a chance as he has good skill. he can command the box and he would saviour a chance to get into the first team.

give him a go against boro. lets see how he does. might be the southall weve missed

arteta and hibbo are back. which means we have a stronger team. and hopefully we can drop wier. as he will be weakest spot in the defence and jose will have noticed.

i know hes only a couple of months older than me

why o why did we not buy these players when we had champs league to offer, instaed now we have a relegation fight to offer!?

may you remember that we couldnt get anyone when we had the prospect of CL football

great optimism. hopefully ther outdoor persuit time out will spur them on.

like him or not. he is a true legend in football. beating ian wrights record of 185 goals at one club. and hes still got at least 5 years left in him. wonder what itl leave him on.

pity we cant find anyone like that and if we did theyll leave or get sold for a shit price

a nun is teaching a class and she asks them

'now children when you go to heaven what part of your body goes first'

a little girl replies 'your hands because when you pray you put your hands in front of you so god can reach out for you'

the nun replies 'well done great answer'.

then jimmy says ' your legs sister because i went into my mum and dads bedroom and my mum had her legs straight up in the air and she was shouting 'im coming im coming' and if my dad hadn't pinned her down we would have lost her'

last nights performance proved that they are a one man team. no gerrard. no result

good idea keep him as low profile as possible until the end of this season at least or if were desperate. but not every match like we did with rooney

god cisse couldnt hit the barn door inside the fukin barn.

godd logic but do you think that owen is clever enough to even think of that

we have no chance (moyes has gone public and souness will offer more)